sleeping around

  • Sexy Time: Why Numbers Don’t Matter

    Sexy Time: Why Numbers Don’t Matter

    Why does it matter how many people someone has had sex with? In the world of journalism, that, my friends, is called a question lede. I’m supposed to spend the rest of this article trying to answer that question, but honestly I can’t make any promises. You see, that question has been in my mind for a while now, and I can’t seem to figure it out.

  • Sexy Time: Not Getting Any

    Sexy Time: Not Getting Any

    It wasn’t until I stopped having sex that I realized how sexualized everything has become. Every TV show, every movie, every magazine picture, and every song is some way related to sex. To quote Superbad, “You know what kinds of foods are shaped like dicks? The BEST kinds.”

  • Men Sleep Around More Than Women (act surprised)

    Men Sleep Around More Than Women (act surprised)

    Just in case you thought that guy was lying when he revealed he had slept with more people than you, a recent study by the...

  • How Many People Have You Slept With?

    How Many People Have You Slept With?

    When I was a virgin, and apparently a huge (and at that moment tipsy) bitch, I called one of my best friends a slut. And...

  • Girls are Sluts… If You’re a Cheetah

    Girls are Sluts… If You’re a Cheetah

    Must be a misprint, right? Actually, no. Turns out, a new study shows that female cheetahs are sluts. Yep, according to the article, “new research...