It might be the media. Ever since her break-up with Brad Pitt (which seemed to be more his doing than hers…at least action wise), she hasn’t exactly been the golden darling of the paparazzi she was during her Friends years. If she isn’t covering her face or frowning, she’s giving interviews telling everyone that she’s “perfectly fine” and “completely happy”. Combine those lackluster quotes with movies that have, for the most part, died a quiet death at the box office, and you’ve got a movie star who’s more than just grumpy and boring—you’ve got a movie star who’s losing her appeal.

Aniston’s partnership with SmartWater isn’t winning her any fans either. As CC’s own Solmaaz pointed out, all those cheesy pictures of Jen gripping a bottle of the stuff do nothing but remind us how gluttonous Hollywood celebs are. It’s not enough that the girl probably has over 30 million in the bank, she has to go and become an advertising whore to a giant corporation.

Its easy money, sure, but the least Ms. Aniston could do is have a sense of humor about it. Smile a little, Jen. Stop perpetuating that Ice Queen reputation that’s making everyone side with Angie and your ex-husband. God knows watching an ex take up with another woman is a horrifying experience, but telling everyone you don’t want their sympathy isn’t going to help us warm up to you. Open up, be vulnerable, and stop hiding! You’re a celebrity. People are going to take your picture everywhere you go.

There are worse fates, sweetheart.

How do you feel, lovelies?

Does J. Aniston warm your heart, or is her fake smile just too much to take?