I almost fell out of my seat when a friend told me about Green Porno.
It’s a series of extremely short films about the sex lives of insects, spiders, and snails.
Not convinced? It stars Isabella Rossellini, one of my favorite celebrities of all time.
Isabella is doing famous mom Ingrid Bergman proud, and I’m totally not being facetious. In Green Porno (in which Rossellini is the only performer and co-director), our adorable star dresses up as various slimy creatures and shows how they do the nasty.
But, my God, is it cute! My personal favorite is “Bee.” Seriously, I hate bugs, but this is a must see.
Except, um, maybe not before sex. It’s funny, not hot. Unless you’re a serious perv. And then, by all means, bugger away.
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