I wanted to write something snarky about this product — I really did. I mean, the name, the packaging, the weird product description…the door is wide open for some hilarious digs.

But I just couldn’t do it it. Part of the reason is because I’m pretty sure this is a joke…and if it isn’t, and there are chicks out there who would pay money to rub hydrolyzed collagen, sodium benzoate, DL menthol, calcium chloride, propylparaben, and citric acid (to name a few) inside their vajayjays…the world is over and there’s nothing to be said.

Sometimes, all you want to do is procrastinate. On the Internet. You want to laugh a little, be horrified a little, catch up on the latest gossip a little…basically, you want to spend a few glorious minutes simultaneously doing nothing and everything before Poly Sci 105 starts up and sucks out your soul for the second time this week.

Here are some sites that have helped us become amazing.

…They should do the same for you.

1. TMZ.COM In all of their smack talking glory, we f*cking love them. And their snarky ways.

2. DListed.com Any site that has “crackheads” as a category is pretty awesome.

3. Fark.com I couldn’t resist when I saw this headline, “Pregnant woman arrested after drinking eight beers, which to her credit is four less than it took to get her pregnant“

4. Recapist.com I don’t have the time to sit in front of a TV all day, but they do, and Thank God cause I need to know what’s happening on The Bachelor.

5. Pajiba.com Reviews and such from witty writers.

6. Bookslut.com This site makes me want to start my own site called linkslut…or…foodslut…or maybe Candyslut? Slut sounds good with a lot of words, books included. Read More »