Let’s sort out female stereotypes using a flowchart.

Snooki just wants you to know she’s not pregnant.

The secret to beautiful skin.

Things I didn’t need to know about Daniel Radcliffe: this.

Check out the Vanity Fair 2012 Hollywood issue. Gorgeous!

The 10 worst things you can say in bed.

So, do men really prefer big boobs?

The Free People February catalogue is amazing.

All the signs you need to know whether he loves you or not.

Being lazy is good for you.

This 8-year-old is more hardcore than you.

Meryl Streep: Schmoozing for reviews?

American Idol wannabe has many arrests in her past.

9 actresses who have played vampires.

How to make your boyfriend’s friends hate you

Snooki looks like a different person without make up.

Have Rihanna and Chris Brown been hooking up in secret?

Let’s make some non-New Years Resolutions.

Surprise, surprise: Thursday’s season five premiere of Jersey Shore collected a million viewers less than the first episode of last season, when the cast was in Italy. Some people argue that they’re sick of watching these same eight people, I argue that there’s too many extraneous characters to keep track of, especially if you’ve just tuned in…seriously, everyone looks incredibly similar!

Don’t worry, this will clear everything up. Meet all the extra people that keep stealing the airtime away from Sammi Sweetheart, The Situation, Snooki and the rest of the original cast. Once viewers are all up to speed, these guidettes and gorillas will remain on the air as long as the Kardashians do!

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Attention all guidos and guidettes: Jersey Shore is back! And even if we hate to admit it, us non-Jersey folk are just as excited. Snooki, Sammi, Vinny and the rest of the gang are back on the air January 5th with the premiere of their fifth season (which boggles my mind). Now, I know some of you are probably rolling your eyes and writing me off as a valuable source for entertainment recommendations, but hear me out! Jersey Shore may not have any intellectual value, but it is extremely entertaining. And if anything, you can watch these people get drunk at the shore and make complete fools of themselves and feel better about your own life! Yay!

It’s hard to believe they are already on their fifth season, but people (myself included) will definitely tune in to watch. If you’re still not convinced that this show is worth an hour of your time, allow me list some reasons why it is. Read More »

Ke$ha really wants beards

What’s the deal with blue balls?

The most coveted role in Hollywood sounds exhausting

Wanna know what Snooki really smells like?

10 songs for the 10 phases of studying

Sparticus meets Avatar

Dressing room do’s and don’ts

Wearing white post-Labor Day

Decoding dating titles

Learn to love your body

How you can stick to an exercise plan

Biebs mans up and agrees to take the test….the DNA test

10 fictional places we wish were real

Kate Gosselin proves why she’s mother of the year

Snooki debuts her scent…and this awesome video

Nothing like a guy in a suit

Who we’d approve as a real life Carmen Sandiego

Paris Hilton, motorcycle racer?

Michelle Williams’ simple homage to Heath

Proof Robert Downey Jr. has always been a fox

Lilo is going back home…err jail

Snooki would vote for Donald Trump

Our favorite Kate Middleton looks

Chemistry is not enough to sustain a relationship

So that’s who those nude Scarlett photos were for

Mastering high-waisted pants

Finding cheap flights for college students

This year, I’m gonna be Snooki for Halloween. Leopard minidress, butterfly “tramp clamp” hairclip, ten bottles of bronzing lotion and go-go boots. Add a can of hairspray in one hand and a drink in the other and I’m good to go! (Note: currently casting for my other half. You can choose from Vinny, Gionni or JWoww.)

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What kind of person buys self-tanner from Snooki??

James Franco looks way too good in a suit

Aww….Zac Efron has sure grown up

Why does Olivia Wilde without makeup look better than me without makeup

Is Batman heading to Occupy Wall Street

Selena Gomez proves you don’t have to spend tons of money to look good

A museum dedicated to vintage vibrators

You shouldn’t try to look like Barbie

The number one dating mistake college girls make

Did Selena and Justin split up?!

PETA’s new venture…porn?

Don’t mess with Betty White

Snooki knows how to stay classy at a pool party

Transition your outfit from classroom to nighttime

The taboo of the white wedding dress

What do you do outside of the Kardashian wedding?  Photobomb of course

Celeb show why wearing glasses is sexy

Demi Lovato caught buying beer….like a normal 19 year old