Have you ever met that guy who’s got arrogance dripping from his pores? He’s a Tommy Lee, with charm, stuck in a Brad Pitt body. And he can dance. And he is undeniably witty…always with better comebacks than your own during your flirtatious banter with him.
He can get all the girls. And the fact that he knows it sadly doesn’t make it any less of a fact because…you know you’d do him, too.
Well, Scotland’s Calvin Harris is not only this guy…but he’s written a song about it, too. As I heard his music for the first time in a video on YouTube, aptly named, “The Girls“; I was angry. The chorus of his song is simple:
“I get all the girls, I get all the girls, I get all the girls, I get all the girls”.
He dances around with American Apparel looking babes of all sorts of hair and skin color. And I’m angry because I would bet money that he DID get all of those girls after the video shoot.
What’s better than a southern punk rock sounding band comprised of tattooed boys who have some serious chips on their shoulders? A southern punk rock sounding band comprised of tattooed boys with serious chips on their shoulders who are FROM ENGLAND.
Most people call them Gallows, but after spending a couple months on Warped Tour alongside them this past summer; I call them The UK’s Answer To The Shitty American Hottopic-esque Bands Polluting The Minds Of Today’s Teens, instead.
They’re angry. But they’re honest. They don’t prepackage themselves with the sorta fashion you’d expect out of a festival like Warped Tour these days. In fact, Gallows pretty much don’t give a f*$k about anything. Read More »
Heidi from The Hills wants to be a singer…or a mediocre popstar who lip-syncs in concerts while wearing tiny outfits.
She’s on her way to the mediocre part. Medicore with a side of lame, thanks to her big-headed boyfriend Spencer Pratt.
“Body Language”, a song recently leaked to Ryan Seacrest (and subsequently the whole world) is apparently not the first single from Montag, but is obviously on her record, so I am going to judge it.
The tune itself isn’t horrible. It’s not fantastic, but since it samples a catchy, retro beat, it may just have a life in the clubs.
The major problem with “Body Language” is the rap stuck in the middle—the rap that is rapped by Spencer.
Camp Montag and Pratt claim the rap was “just a joke”, but I’m sure it was totally serious until radio listeners everywhere deemed it the weakest attempt at bad-assness since Avril Lavigne. Read More »
Wow. I was certain Grey’s had officially jumped the shark this season… that is until last night’s season 3 finale. It was like throwing 5 cats in a pillow case and spinning it around over your head.
The finale started fast and kept pushing and pushing to the very last minute… and the thing that just about pushed it over the edge was the intensely repetitive, haunting melody from the song “Keep Breathing” by indie artist Ingrid Michaelson. You know the one I’m talking about, you just don’t know the artist. Well now you do.
I am not sure what happened last night on Idol, but if I was Diana Ross I would be pissed. And once again I think Paula drank something other then Coke. The fro also seemed to make quite an appearance, but hair is a whole other issue.
The ladies were definitely more impressive then the guys. Melinda was the best and made Paula cry. I used to like Gina, but last night she was a bit disappointing. I blame her song choice.
Overall though, Diana Ross classics and Idol do not mix.
Chris Sligh should have worn his “singing” glasses. And my roommate and I think Chris R. is hot but no JT, and then there is Sanjaya. I am not sure what was worse, his hair or his voice. It has to be the hair
When did perms come back in style? He should be sent home just because of his ‘do.
I predict the bottom three tonight will be Sanjaya (the hair people, come on), Gina and Brandon.
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