south park

  • Thanksgiving Makes For Some Great TV

    Thanksgiving Makes For Some Great TV

    If there’s one thing I love more than gorging myself on turkey (and stuffing, and cranberry sauce, and pumpkin pie… mmm… wait, what was I talking about again?), it’s loafing on the living room couch before and after Thanksgiving dinner and taking in some fine Thanksgiving television.

  • The Weekly Ten: Why Canada Deserves the Silver

    The Weekly Ten: Why Canada Deserves the Silver

    Yesterday, after going through the multiple heart attacks during the USA/Canada gold medal hockey game (that the USA took into overtime in the last 24 seconds of the game!!), I began to think of all the ways that America is far superior to our upstairs neighbor. You know, since we proved that hockey wasn't one of them. And I was bitter. And angry. And inhaling a tube of cookie dough tocool down....

  • The Love List: Lovin’ Single

    The Love List: Lovin’ Single

    So I'm single. And not only am I single - I am a single lady who is not looking for someone to put a ring on it anytime soon. If my grandma reads that she will probably have a heart attack, but I stand by my word (although I do promise to come visit her at the hospital).

  • Candy Dish: Uniforms Are In, Along With ‘NSYNC

    Candy Dish: Uniforms Are In, Along With ‘NSYNC

    Elizabeth Hasselbeck had to eat her McCain/Palin words.   Pretty soon, AT&T will own damn near everything, including your soul.     Military uniforms make...

  • Ashton Kutcher’s BlahGirls: What Women…Want?

    Ashton Kutcher’s BlahGirls: What Women…Want?

    Obviously, there aren’t enough celebrity gossip sites on the Internet, and obviously, Ashton Kutcher is the guy everyone thinks of when they think “celebreality comedy...

  • That’s Amore Is Vergognoso! (AKA: Really, Really BAD)

    That’s Amore Is Vergognoso! (AKA: Really, Really BAD)

    My TV watching habits are pretty well documented. You guys know that I watch at least two (pretty bad) reality shows and that I never...

  • This Is Why I Don’t Miss High School

    This Is Why I Don’t Miss High School

    • Apparently, the kids are calling it “juking” these days. But back when I was in high school it was just called acting real slutty...

  • I Bet You Only Drew Circles On Your Etch-A-Sketch

    I Bet You Only Drew Circles On Your Etch-A-Sketch

    • Oh Mary Kate Olsen, if there’s one thing I didn’t want today, it was a visual in my head of you running around naked...