Our favorite media whore’s movie tanked over the weekend, bringing in a meager $5.8 million dollars. Georgia Rule made half of the horror sequel 28 Weeks Later’s 10 million and one tenth of Spider Man 3’s 60 million.

Ms. Redhead-blond-black-blondish red hasn’t made a hit movie since Mean Girls, and continues to have bit parts in films that do just okay (Bobby, Prairie Home Companion) or staring roles in shit fests like Just My Luck and Herbie: Fully Loaded. In addition to drug and sex issues, Blohan seems to have a disability when it comes to picking good scripts. Either that, or her wild and annoying behavior is keeping people away from her movies.

It’s strange to me that everyone who works with her calls her “amazing” and “delightful”. Is she really? Or are they just afraid of what would happen to their careers should they say what may actually be the case: she’s an alright actress, I guess. Mostly she’s just young and stupid. Is Lindsay really as great as everyone claims she is? Is she really as talented as Hollywood would like us to believe? Or is she just a celebrity who acts as a hobby and parties for a living?

Whatever happens to little miss media, I can’t say I’ll be cheering or crying about it one way or another. I’m over her. Obviously, I’ll still be here to watch her downfall, but that’s because I’m a glutton for celebrity stupidity. But interested in her feelings and viewing her as a real, live, person?

Not until she stops acting like a spoiled brat, and starts acting in good movies.

From the album, Spiderman 3: Music from and Inspired By. Buy it here.

Johnny, Matt, George, Brad, Tobey, Shrek … You’re all going to make me a very happy and sat-is-fied girl this summer. I’ll be laughing, I’ll be lusting, I’ll be spending A LOT of time at the movie theater.

The line up of summer flicks is pretty awesome: Pirates of the Carribean 3, The Bourne Ultimatum, Ocean’s 13, Shrek the Third, Spiderman 3. Strangely, all of the ones I’m interested in seeing are third sequels. What’s up with that?

Which movie do you want to see the most?

I can’t help but notice that Kirsten Dunst is not on our good side lately. By “our” I mean the tabloids, the gossip hounds, the audiences, the critics, and basically everyone on the planet in general.

When I was growing up, Kirsten Dunst was the envy of every little girl, because she got to kiss Brad Pitt in Interview with the Vampire. Then, we all hated her because apparently she commented on not liking the kiss. But she was like, ten, and he was like, thirty, so I guess in a way, it’s good that she didn’t like it and described it as “yuck.” But then again, it’s Brad Pitt. Who wouldn’t like kissing Brad Pitt? I would! But, whatever.

THEN, Kirsten fell off the big screen for a while. No big deal. We got over it, but in the back of our minds we were like, “Hey, where did that creepy girl who kissed Brad Pitt go?” She did some random movies here and there, including a made-for-TV-movie, Fifteen and Pregnant, which now I really want to rent. That’s gotta be a winner.

But when she came back for Bring It On in 2000, she was totally popular and cute and accepted – the next big thing! That movie was likened to Clueless, and she was likened to Cher Horowitz. Although in my opinion, Clueless and Cher Horowitz can never be replaced, as it’s the true classic girl flick.

We even loved K.D. in the first installment of Spiderman!

I don’t know what happened after that. My theory is Perez Hilton. He started bashing her acting, her style, her clothes….and since then, people have caught on and blogs everywhere are making fun of her every move.

Okay, so she isn’t the most attractive actress out there, and sometimes she goes public looking sort of….slubbish. And the girl gets around, I mean, she’s dated like twenty guys in the past couple years. And maybe she does need some braces and, from what I’ve read, a personality check.

But, come on! Give the girl a break. It’s gotta be tough when you’ve spent your entire childhood in front of cameras, and the minute one person says something bad about you, everyone else in the media has to follow. I’m very curious to see how Spiderman 3 does this weekend, with all of the crap-talking about it’s leading lady.

Now let’s say something positive about Kirsten Dunst…hmmmm.

She didn’t star in Bring It On Again. Or Bring It On: All or Nothing. That’s two! Two positive things!

Well….I think I’ve done my good deed for the day.