spinster

  • College Candy Takes Back the Word Spinster

    College Candy Takes Back the Word Spinster

    We're at our wit's end with this country and their improper use of the word spinster. Once, a very long time ago (or maybe not a very long time ago, I'm no history buff), the word spinster actually meant something. And that something was NOT an unmarried woman living with cats. It was a woman who spun -- and as a country we owe these original spinsters a big apology for stealing their professional title and turning it into something dirty.

  • It’s A New Day, And Jennifer Aniston is On Another Tabloid

    It’s A New Day, And Jennifer Aniston is On Another Tabloid

    Another day, another dollar. But I say; another day, another US Weekly Cover of Jennifer Aniston walking around in khakis, a white tee and aviators. I'm serious, this woman is still plastered everywhere on the glossy pages of gossip magazines. Didn't she and Brad Pitt cut the ties half a decade ago? Exactly what is the appeal keeping her around?

  • Life After College: Let The Dating Begin…And End

    Life After College: Let The Dating Begin…And End

    Well, turns out I'm destined to be a spinster for the rest of my life. Might as well start stocking up on cat litter and toe socks now. This past weekend I was kicked off my own date. Sure I've had some awkward dates but this is a new low...even for me.

  • An Open Letter To Facebook Ads

    An Open Letter To Facebook Ads

    Dear Facebook Ads, I’m not sure when we became best friends, but it appears you know quite a bit about me. I don’t remember telling...

  • The Crazy Cat Lady Boardgame?

    The Crazy Cat Lady Boardgame?

    I know what I’m asking for this Christmas! Lord knows I need some practice before my real cat lady days set in. Sigh....

  • Giving Crazy Cat Ladies a Run for Their Money…

    Giving Crazy Cat Ladies a Run for Their Money…

    Every time we pass a cute kitten in a pet store and have a momentary desire to take it home, we immediately flash forward to...

  • Spinsterhood: A Personal Choice

    Spinsterhood: A Personal Choice

    Yes, that is correct, I am destined to be one of those women. Feared by children and cats for companions (of course my personal choice...