• Umm…Xtina, What’s Dripping Down Your Legs?

    Umm…Xtina, What’s Dripping Down Your Legs?

    On Saturday, Christina Aguilera performed a tribute at Etta James’s funeral in Los Angeles. She sang “At Last,” Etta’s most famous song. But even though she sounded great, the crowd was distracted by something. Christina had some kind of weird, brownish fluid dripping down her legs.

  • Vaseline: A College Girl’s Best Friend

    Vaseline: A College Girl’s Best Friend

    Today marks the 140th birthday of our good and loyal friend, Vaseline. Here is to all of those good times we’ve had when we’ve needed you most. I keep you by my bed, in my bag, and in the car. I pick you up, dip my finger in your gooey residue and primp and prime to my utmost pleasure. You’re cheap, you’re handy, and you’re my BFF.

  • The Weekly Ten: I Can’t WAIT for the Jersey Shore!

    The Weekly Ten: I Can’t WAIT for the Jersey Shore!

    Love it, hate it or live it, there’s no denying that Jersey Shore fever has swept the nation. You better believe I almost went into full-on, panic attack, shortness of breath and reaching to call 911 on my duck phone for assistance when I saw the 10 minute preview of Jersey Shore 2. Point blank: It looks friggin’ amazing.

  • 8 Under $20: Spring Break Essentials

    8 Under $20: Spring Break Essentials

    It’s been a long, cold winter, but March and Spring Break are finally here! For those of you spending a week in a warm and sunny environment, here are some Spring-Break-I’m-going-to-paradise-and-I-need-to-look-cute-and-show-off-my-bangin-bod essentials for under $20.

  • Even Out Those Tan Lines

    Even Out Those Tan Lines

    I’ll admit in all shallowness, one thing excites me more than anything about the summer time: busting out short skirts! But there’s one problem. While slipping on a slinky mini dress the other night, I looked down at my legs in horror. Walking around in bermudas all day had given me a beautiful golden tan…from the knee down.

  • Candy Dish: How Is There Still Chris Brown News?

    Candy Dish: How Is There Still Chris Brown News?

    Did a text message from Chris Brown’s manager set off the infamous fight?
    Oops, someone o…

  • The Best Swimsuits Out There

    The Best Swimsuits Out There

    My obsession with bathing suits started a very long time ago. I still remember begging my mom for…

  • Makeup 101: Self Tan without the Scare

    Makeup 101: Self Tan without the Scare

    So you are not going on spring break… I share your pain. I will be returning home, where it is also c…

  • Foolproof Sunless Tanning Lotion

    Foolproof Sunless Tanning Lotion

    As soon as summer announces itself with its warm winds and bright, shiny mornings, I want to lay o…