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  • I Can’t Say No – To Dudes [Diary of the Undateable]

    I Can’t Say No – To Dudes [Diary of the Undateable]

    I gave him my number after he gently begged – “Why not?” I thought.

  • Tuffy Luv Sez: Report Abuse

    Tuffy Luv Sez: Report Abuse

    I was dating this guy for a 3 years who was really awful to me, and I don't know why I stayed, but I did.

  • Even Gaga Would Call it a “Bad Romance”

    Even Gaga Would Call it a “Bad Romance”

    As girls, there’s one itty bitty thing that got screwed up in our chromosomes. Any time we see a slightly attractive male we automatically throw ourselves in their direction like a piece of freakin’ meat. We instantly get big googly eyes, say things that we should be keeping to ourselves, and completely freak the eff out our potential soul mate.

  • Tuffy Luv is Creeped Out

    Tuffy Luv is Creeped Out

    Dear Tuffy Luv, Before I got into grad school I met this girl during my senior year of college. She was a freshmen and had a boyfriend. I had got out of bad thing about 8 month earlier, so I was in no rush. Well the more I avoided this girl the more I ran into her; it was almost like fate. Eventually we become good friends.

  • The Seven Types of College Hook-Ups

    The Seven Types of College Hook-Ups

    As a college senior, I've done my fair share of...er...personal research when it comes to hooking up. From that first makeout session in the corner of a very sweaty frat party to my most recent jaunts with some super fine grad students, I've dedicated myself to my work. And while my former naive self thought that college boys were like the punch they serve at frat parties (i.e. you never know what you're gonna get but it's gonna be good), what I've actually found is quite the contrary.

  • My TA Was a Creepster

    My TA Was a Creepster

    With the start of a new quarter comes the excitement of new classes and a new schedule. And new TAs. While my friends are frantically researching classes that both fill their requirements and leave Friday open, I'm zoning out at my desk dreaming (and praying) about a tall, handsome, smart, romantic, witty discussion leader.

  • Weekly Ten: Facebook Pet Peeves

    Weekly Ten: Facebook Pet Peeves

    Every Week, I write College Candy's "Weekly Ten" about whatever the hard-hitting, relevant issues of the week are. Obviously. This week, I've decided to focus my Weekly Ten on my Top 10 Facebook Pet Peeves. Because it doesn't get more relevant or hard-hitting than that.

  • Thank God You Aren’t This Crazy…Or Are You?

    Thank God You Aren’t This Crazy…Or Are You?

    You've done some crazy things in your love lifetime: Sleeping with your cell phone near your head as you wait for that boy to call. Googling him to find out his interests...and then getting interested in professional hot dog eating yourself. Eating only half of your burger when you could have eaten the whole thing and the fries so he didn't think you were a heffer.

  • Candy Dish: Choose a Sport, Greg Paulus!

    Candy Dish: Choose a Sport, Greg Paulus!

    • Should Greg Paulus switch teams and head to Michigan? • Miranda Tozier-Robbins can't seem to leave Britney alone. • Don't let the recession put a wrinkle in your beauty budget. • Dina Lohan takes credit for Lindsay's video. • Oprah Tweets! • Have an endless summer in your own backyard.

  • Candy Dish: Sperm Needed, Batman in Trouble

    Candy Dish: Sperm Needed, Batman in Trouble

    Warner Bros. is going to be sued by Batman. Calling all men! Hurry, we need your sperm! McCain hip and cool on The Tonight Show....

  • Facebook Has Destroyed Two More Lives

    Facebook Has Destroyed Two More Lives

    Facebook is an addiction for some, well, most people I know (including myself). I am on there at least three times a day and I...

  • Top 5 Away Messages That Need to go Away

    Top 5 Away Messages That Need to go Away

    I mean, Instant Messenger has been around forever. Remember those days in high school, when you would tell your parents “you just don’t understand!” and...

  • The Top 5 Things That Prove I’m Turning Into My Mother (Dear God)

    The Top 5 Things That Prove I’m Turning Into My Mother (Dear God)

    I love my Mom. I really do. She reads this site periodically so I REALLY LOVE HER…but, there are lots of ways in which we’re...

  • A Little Lesson in Playing Hard to Get

    A Little Lesson in Playing Hard to Get

    I have never really been good at the whole dating thing. Well, maybe not dating – I rock on first dates and have been told...

  • Let’s Get Soaking Wet: A Shot at Love 2 Recap, Episode 4

    Let’s Get Soaking Wet: A Shot at Love 2 Recap, Episode 4

    Last time: pig vagina and nausea. This episode: 12 people remain. Everyone makes it sound like the competition is really serious but they’ve been there...

  • Craigslist is Full of F&%cking Weird People: The Old Spanker

    Craigslist is Full of F&%cking Weird People: The Old Spanker

    During the first couple of blogs in this series, some people were a bit miffed at our “judgemental” and “harsh” treatment of the creator of...

  • Craigslist is Full of F&%cking Weird People: the Spelling-Impaired Stalker

    Craigslist is Full of F&%cking Weird People: the Spelling-Impaired Stalker

    In our first installment of Craigslist Is Full of F&%cking Weird People, we have a Missed Connection entitled “Angels & Butterflys – m4w”. And...

  • My Online Dating Disaster: Prince Charming the Stalker

    My Online Dating Disaster: Prince Charming the Stalker

    He didn’t look like a stalker. He looked like a nice, well-mannered twentysomething with a fashion sense that lurched toward the emo. He didn’t sound...

  • Shhhh. Brad Pitt is Sort of Good Looking. Don’t Tell Anyone.

    Shhhh. Brad Pitt is Sort of Good Looking. Don’t Tell Anyone.

    For once, Brad Pitt is all over the news! First, he complains about getting old, fat, wrinkly and ugly and then he’s on the cover...

  • Help, I’ve Got A Naked Stalker (VIDEO)

    Help, I’ve Got A Naked Stalker (VIDEO)

    This video is mad funny. A supermodel is made to believe she has a stalker, and the rest, well you just have to see for...