The hunger strike is over… or did it ever really begin. Jane from myspace (aka Fat Ghandi) has returned to her daily regimen of eating greasy pork sandwiches and Twinkie valu-paks despite Sanjaya Malakar’s presence still gracing the American Idol stage.

I do not know who is more pathetic, you, the show or the people like myself who bought into your bullsh@# publicity stunt.

What disgusts me most is that if anything, you actually put on a few pounds.

I mean for fu#@sake – 16 days without food, it would have done you some good.

What do you think about “Starvation for Sanjaya”?

I finally got it…

I spent half the night in shock, kicking back a box of my favorite wine with my “results show buddy” (such a queen, but fun to watch with). The truth was revealed and the whole campus fell into a deep silence. It was the deep kind of silence that only comes with the discovery of a great cosmic truth.

The Sanjob is still here. People are fasting! Global warming is spreading! Plagues, famine, disease – I have read of these signs before.

I kindly asked my friend to leave and I sat in pure contemplation…

What evil hellspawn would bring this upon us? Republicans? Democrats? Terrorists? Borat? That damn crying girl from the performance?

The answer? It’s a consipiracy. Sanjaya is being kept on the show to get a rise out of all of us. They want his girliness to haunt the guys and his terrible do to disgust the girls.

Touche, American Idol. Touche.

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Certainly by now, we are all familiar with the girl on myspace that has decided to forgo all food and food-like substances until Sanjaya is booted of the A.I. Island.

Well, Sanjaya is still standing and Fat Ghandi is still starving- or so she claims. Seriously, this girl hasn’t missed a meal in five hours let alone five days. But we’ll give her the benefit of the doubt, atleast for now.

I mean the master cleanse lasts 10 days, and people do that everyday. But honestly- by next Wednesday it will have been 12 days- this girl, 12 days, no shot.

Sanjaya makes a 7 year old cry. Check …. it …. out!

Does she have the willpower to make it another week?