Kate Middleton is annoying some millionaires.

Cynthia Nixon has gone bald for a role.

Steven Tyler flirted with an American Idol contestant. Shocking.

Beat the single blues this winter.

“The Artist”… will it win an Oscar?

Have you seen the Jason Wu for Target commercial?

How to introduce your dude to toys

Have a talk without a fight

Don’t be afraid to be alone.

The Emmys are tonight, which means hot TV actors in tuxedos. I don’t really care who wins any of the awards, I just care that Jon Hamm gets more camera time than Ed O’Neill. This year, tons of swoon-worthy guys are nominated for awards, which means we will be glued to our TVs even if the show lasts 10 hours.

Here’s some hot men that we hope to see tonight. Read More »

How did the Olsens pull this off?

Completely agree with this advice for new stars

The most dangerous thing in your closet

Are these shoes worth $800?

Wah. I miss my childhood.

What abortion looks like on TV

I keep forgetting she has a baby

Get ready to be jealous of a kid

Guess how much Steven Tyler blew on drugs

Didn’t see this coming (NOT)

When did Natalie Portman get so weird?

7 tips on finding a good guy

Just laugh it up

Elmo def beats Jonah Hill in the maturity contest

Totally not surprised

Officially time to cancel American Idol

Lesson Learned: Bloody hot mess on stage = best career move EVER

Is it just me, or does it seem like almost every celebrity out there had some giant scandal in 2009? I feel like I spent at least 3/4 of the year crouched in front of the TV or refreshing my news on the internet just to keep up. From Michael Jackson’s shocking death, to cheating husbands, to a family sending a silver balloon in the air and forcing their family to lie just to get on TV, the scandals have gone from serious and sad to very WTF worthy.

Seriously, WTF, 2009?

But I guess when it comes down to it, all of this (hot) mess can do some good. I mean, even if Tiger’s marriage doesn’t work out and Carrie Prejean’s sex tapes continue to circulate to the point that her career is really over, at least I learned a few things. And all without having a giant mess on my hands.

So thank you, celebs, for being the anti-role models that I need and teaching me some very important life lessons. Below, the top 10 lessons I learned in 2009:

1. Do Not Send Naked Photos. Just Don’t! You’d think I would know this already, but celebs just keep drilling it into my head. Too bad they still aren’t learning the lesson. Among others, naked pics of Rihanna, Carrie Prejean, Ashley Greene, and Vanessa Hudgens (again) popped up on the Internet this year. And got passed around quicker than the Swine Flu in a college dorm. So the next time that guy you barely know asks for some sexy pictures via text, think about this: there is 90% chance that those images could come back to haunt you. And a 100% chance if you break his heart.

2. Don’t Do Drugs! We’ve heard that message a million times, but it never rang more true than when the world lost Michael Jackson. Of course, we also have a few other people drilling this point home. Like Lindsay Lohan, Amy Winehouse, Steven Tyler…. Read More »

Victoria Beckham may be Idol’s newest judge.

Steven Tyler’s moves aren’t what they used to be.

Are guys OK with just cuddling?

Penelope Cruz is gonna have one beautiful baby.

The 13 sexiest movie scenes ever.

Drink to a better complexion?

Some people were just meant to be naked.  They worked hard on their bodies (or were blessed by some freak chance of natural awesomeness) and I won’t stand in their way of presenting perfection to the world.  Hell, I always say that if I had the goods, I’d be showing ‘em off, too.  However, there’s a reason I’m not showing my “goods” to anyone.  Some people just look better with clothes ON.  Like me.  And these dudes:

Leonardo DiCaprio.

The man is smoldering on the red carpet…and pretty much everywhere else you find him with clothes on.  However, the beach (and we’re not talking the movie)?  Leo is a bit heavy on the man boobs and whatnot.  He should stick to the jeans + tee shirt rule at the very least. Read More »

I have mad respect for Liv Tyler.

One, she is the original offspring of super sexy and screachy Steven Tyler (yea, I said it – he’s SEXY).

Two, she’s managed to stay away from all the drama beyond the spotlight and start a family, scandal-free.

Three, she looks healthy and beautiful, and she’s not a size “negative 2.”

Four, she was in Empire Records, one of the sweetest movies, ever.

And five, she’s one of the only actresses out there right now who is pulling off the bangs.

Bangs should look soft, sexy and edgy. They should NOT look like this monstrosity, as seen here.

If you wanna change up your appearance, think about getting bangs like Liv’s.

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