I’m a stripper.

Well, not really, but I have done a good number of amateur nights. I’ve danced on stage naked for strangers, swung around the pole, and even given private dances. I was incredibly nervous my first time, but realized quickly that it was EASY and exhilarating.

I thought this week I would share some tips with you guys on how to give the perfect striptease – I promise it’s easier than you think! Even more, it’s fun and definitely something new and exciting for you and your partner to share. He’ll love seeing you in a sexy new light and you’ll love the power you have to turn him to putty in your hands. Read More »

Let’s be honest – we all like to get some on a fairly regular basis. But what’s a girl to do when the one she wants it from is a little too far away? It’s not like you can call up a guy who lives four hours away, tell him you’re horny, and expect him to deliver. You can bet that you probably would have taken care of it before he even got on the freeway. Thus, I decided to compile a little list of quirky ways to tide you and your guy over until you see each other in the flesh.

Phone Sex: This is the classic way to get your jollies when away from your lover. The upside? Feeling a little more desirable than just flying solo. The downside? Having friends and/or hear your various noises permeate through the walls. Could provide for a veryyy awkward conversation soon after.

Webcam Fun: With the invention of iChat and Skype, face-to-face action is becoming more popular than ever. However, be sure that if you do decide to have your own little “digital get down” that you lock your door. I can tell you (sadly, from personal experience), it is quite embarrassing to have your friend walk in on you half naked playing online strip chess with your boyfriend. Whoooppss. Read More »

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Lindsay and Samantha take a stab at child rearing.

Britney is actually releasing another album.

Hurricaine Ike Vs. Weather Man. Point: Ike.

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J-Hud is gettin’ married!

8 songs for the perfect strip tease!

Palin’s church wants to convert gays?

Sir Paul McCartney ‘Will Be Dead“?!

90-year-old badass grandma

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Why your dreams are worse than your dude’s

If this recent cold snap has gotten you feeling all cold, pasty, and not at all like a sexpot, maybe it’s time to install some new hardwear in that dorm of yours.

You heard me, this pole isn’t for Festivus, it’s for stripping. Now don’t look so shocked. It’s a fabulous for the old bod. Kate Moss, Pamela Anderson, and Teri Hatcher all swear by the pole dance and Carmen Electra has those hot strip aerobics workout DVDs you’ve surely seen in your local Blockbuster. Why shouldn’t you take up this sexy little hobby?

Pole dancing improves core strength, flexibility, muscle definition, not to mention amping your confidence. If you feel comfortable writhing on a pole, you won’t think anything of strutting into a frat. Granted installing a pole for gyrating could be a little awkward if you have a roommate, but if you have a single…well, you would be stupid not to do it. Read More »