High Schoolers Don Black Face to Reenact Chris Brown Beating Rihanna
The white students painted themselves black (for historic accuracy), dressed in what they believed to be urban attire (for cultural relevance) and proceeded to beat one another with what appears to be an umbrella (-ella, -ella, ay).
Only 55% of Students Learn Things in College?
When I made the big decision to go to college and not travel around Europe for a year, it was because I enjoy being taught in a classroom. I’ve enjoyed being taught psychology and the different techniques of advertising. World history…erm… not so much, but I try in every class I take because I’m paying to get this education. And you better believe I want one heck of an education when I cross that stage in May.

The Unsung Heroes: Obama and (Community College) Education
On Tuesday, October 5, President Obama and Jill Biden hosted the first ever White House Summit on Community Colleges. In an attempt to draw attention to his education plan, Obama claimed, “”We want to make it easier to connect students looking for jobs with businesses looking to hire.
5 Things College Students Take for Granted
College students are notoriously strapped for cash, and everyone on campus knows this. Maybe administrators only do it because they feel guilty for sucking thousands of dollars out of our bank accounts, but the truth is, they actually provide plenty of awesome things for students to utilize.
No One’s Studying Anymore, Study Says
For every hour a student is in class, he or she should be studying for two. That’s what they say, but is that what you do? The Huffington Post reports that students today are studying drastically less than their predecessors.
Overheard: I Am Breaking Up With You
(Girl at a restaurant.)
Girl, to waiter: Can we have some more of these pumpkin things?
Waiter: You mean the burgers?
Girl: Is that it? Yeah, sure.
Candy Dish: Mandy Moore is All Grown Up!
Mandy Moore is married.
Obama wants to help students.
Chris Brown pulls out of Teen Choice Award…

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