• Life After College: Burnt and Crispy

    Life After College: Burnt and Crispy

    The sun and I have been having an ongoing battle for as long as I can remember. I’m all, like, “please make me so brown that no one can tell my original race,” and the sun is all, like, “I’m going to fry you until people mistake you for an over-sized lobster.” (I should also mention at this point that I was born with claws and a meaty tail.)

  • Act Like a Kiddie This Summer!

    Act Like a Kiddie This Summer!

    So far this summer, I’ve been having the constant desire to re-live childhood summer times, a.k.a hopping in my DeLorean and gunning it to 1999. The days when I was 9 years old and the world was mine. The days when the only thing I had to worry about trying not to hurt myself when I was Skippin’ It outside all day.

  • Candy Dish: Has Angelina Had Work Done?

    Candy Dish: Has Angelina Had Work Done?

    Angelina is looking freakishly plastic in London.

    Check out Justin Bobby’s band on MySpace.

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