The short bob, the platinum – almost white – hair, is too much like the twiggy era for me to think Ms. Deyn is breaking a new fashion mold, when really, she’s just playing copy cat to some of fashions oldest trendsetters. If it wasn’t for Henry Holland who discovered Ms. Deyn, this wanna-be may not have been the face of Armani in ’07 or won the 2007 British model of the year award.

I used to love the way models looked; tall, slender (note I said slender, not emaciated or malnourished) and elegant, gliding down the runway with confidence I wished to exude, but never could master. Now, when I watch fashion shows, look at magazine spreads or stare up at billboards, I can’t help but feel the Agyness Deyn’s of this era are seriously lacking in the sheek-ness that once was what fashion stood for.

Their frail frames, gaunt cheek bones, androgynous look and blank, lifeless stares pale in comparison to the Cindy Crawford’s or Christy Brinkley’s of an older generation. My only fear is that if Agyness Deyn is blowing up on PerezHilton.com as a fierce competitor in the model industry, what does this mean for the future of America’s fashion image?

How do you feel about Ms. Deyn?

Put on your skinny jeans—you’ve got Tyra Mail!

After some Heather-bashing on Bianca‘s part, the girls start this week of America’s Next Top Model off in nude bodysuits, learning how to move in a sexy way. They practice their sexy runway walks and their “wall slides,” before putting on knee pads to crawl across the floors. ANTM is getting x-rated! Bianca looks like she’s crawling across the desert for the last drop of water on earth, and gets miffed when Heather gets praised for what Bianca thinks is an awkward performance.

The next morning, the ladies pile into the van and head off to shoot a music video. With Enrique Iglesias. Finally, a believable challenge! The girls act surprisingly aloof after meeting him, whereas I’m practically hyperventilating on my living room couch, but hey, I guess “dripping with sex” isn’t everyone’s type. Lisa and Heather get picked to be featured in the video, which doesn’t exactly thrill Bianca. I’m sensing a theme for this episode.

Shooting is going well until the heat and lack of food takes a toll on Heather, who turns white as a ghost and passes out for a few seconds. Luckily, it’s not the tragedy that commercials make it out to be and she’s fine after eating and drinking. Bianca offers further commentary that Heather isn’t cut out for the model lifestyle.

Before judging, Chantal goes on and on about how she’s not nervous, which is foreshadowing a looming elimination I’m sure, considering her somewhat stiff music video performance. At judging, each girl’s part in the music video is reviewed. Lisa and Heather nail it, while Ambreal gets a little hoochie while she does her pole slide. Chantal gets told that she held back, a classic Tyraism, which is never a good sign when it comes to elimination.

When the judges discuss the girls, it doesn’t seem like they’re particularly happy with anyone except Lisa, Heather, and Saleisha, but it comes down to Chantal and Sarah in the bottom two—which is strange considering Ambreal didn’t do so well and she was already supposed to be eliminated. Sarah’s place in the industry gets questioned, because she’s neither plus-size nor super skinny, and Chantal gets told she’s coasting. In the end, it’s Sarah that gets the boot for being a normal size.

Next week, get ready for drama with Heather—it’s going down!

Hopefully you took the disappointment like a lady, and used the recap episode as an opportunity to make asinine judgments and predictions as to this cycle’s winner. I know I did!

To recap the recap, so far we’ve said tearful goodbyes to clueless but loveable Mila, forgettable Kimberly (who?), snooty Yale priss Victoria, bikini waxer Janet, and ice queen Ebony. I’m still mourning the loss of Janet, who SO deserved to win, and not just because she pretended to give Tyra a bikini wax during the first episode—but alas, I’ve had to name new favorites, predict my new top 3, and of course, speculate as to why each girl will get kicked off.

My completely unscientific yet completely overthought conclusions about the girls still in the running:

Ambreal: Will likely do well in the next photoshoot (which from the looks of commercials, is a music video that I pray Tyra won’t be starring in this time), but will meet her downfall a couple of episodes later when her progress stagnates and Tyra makes some trite speech about not wanting this enough.

Bianca: Will coast for a few episodes, not getting called out first and not getting stuck in the bottom two, until she has a bad photoshoot—at which point, words like “potential” will get thrown around a bit before she gets the boot. Ok, fine, I just don’t like her.

Chantal: Will probably be the next to go. I predict awkward dancing in the music video shoot and accusations of being too commercial, and not edgy enough—but then again, who had the bright idea to give her long blonde extensions? Zzzz.

Sarah: She’s not thin enough to be America’s Next Top Model, and not heavy enough to be America’s Next Top (Plus-Size) Model. Outside, in the real world, her weight is normal. So what does that make her? A beautiful girl who can reach the top shelf at the supermaket without standing on her tippy-toes. Oh, and it also makes her eliminated.

Saleisha: I’m guessing she’ll be sent home in the fourth-to-last episode. At that point, the judges will ooh and aah over how all the girls really made progress and what a tough decision it is, and she’ll get sent packing because she can’t walk a tightrope, pose, and act out a monologue at the same time or something.

Top Three:

Jenah: She’ll be the first to go of the top three. She’s just a step below Heather in beauty and a step below Lisa in photoshoot performance, which means Tyra will doubt—say it with me now—just how much she wants this.

Heather: I have no doubt she’ll rock the runway walk-off—but the CoverGirl commercial will be what sends her home. Sorry, Heather fans! I love her too and don’t think she comes off that awkward on each episode, but I foresee problems when it comes to filming the commercial and delivering lines.

Lisa: We have a winner! Or at least I do. She’s been rocking the photoshoots and even the judges have said the other girls are jealous of her performance. And I can already see her face on a CoverGirl ad. If that doesn’t earn her a completely useless modeling contract, what will?

But hey, that’s just me. What are your predictions for the rest of the cycle?

This week on America’s Next Top Model, things get yummy when model Tyson Beckford comes to the house and has the girls act as spokeswomen for items in their kitchen. The word “moist” is thrown around a lot, thanks at least in part to Tyson Beckford’s presence, I’m sure.

I’m glad to see Tyra’s whole awareness and environment crusade goes further than the first episode, with both the challenge and the photo shoot spreading a good message. First, for their challenge, the girls film a public service announcement for Keep A Child Alive (they’re the ones behind the “I Am African” campaign) in teams of three. No one does particularly well, but Jenah, Ambreal, and Heather win.

Heather gets a photo shoot with Mary J. Blige, while the other two get gift baskets, which, uh, sucks.

Next up is my favorite photo shoot so far in this season (and certainly more enjoyable than the fashion gargoyle shoot last episode). This time around each girl portrays a recyclable material. Thumbs up for making recycling fashionable, Tyra! Heather, dressed up as aluminum cans, looks stunning in head-on poses and works off of last episode’s criticism of her fondness for side shots. Ambreal looks awkward, but who wouldn’t, dressed up as car parts? I can barely take a decent picture after practicing my MySpace angles in dim lighting, let alone dressed as an exhaust pipe.

It’s Ambreal and Ebony in the bottom two, and Tyra’s melodramatic and stoic process of handing out photos (seriously, the way she pulls out each photo, one by one, looks like it’s being played in slow-motion) is broken when Ebony announces she wants out. Tyra looks as disappointed as I was that she couldn’t stick it to her, but she makes up for the unceremonious cut by giving a speech about not liking quitters. Way to have the last word, Ty-Ty!

I can’t help but still love Ambreal, despite her trouble with the shoot this week. There’s something very delicate and feminine about her. I’m hoping she kicks it up a notch and joins Heather in the mental top three I’ve created (Ambreal, Heather, and Lisa, a fellow Jersey girl).

Stay tuned for more Tyra and more drama next week!

But before Tom could enjoy a lifetime of sweet, supermodel sex…..oops! Bridget was pregnant with Tom’s baby, and he still didn’t want her back.

If that’s not enough of a slap in the face, Gisele broke out the fangs and claws and sent Bridget really expensive baby clothes – specifically “a onesie with the word ’supermodel’ written across it.”

Damn!

I’m not the only who is noticing this passive aggressive move. It’s pretty bold and pretty bitchy, as there is nothing worse than pulling a “Heyyyy, maaaaan, everything’s cool, I’m just gonna use this obnoxious tactic to try and solve our little problem here, but really, it’s just gonna piss you off even more and you’re going to resent me and want to punch me in the face. No biggie!” Ugh. Sooooo annoying (although sarcasm is always appreciated).

PassiveAggressiveNotes.com – a hilarious peek into the world of annoying post-its, notes, emails and signs people have actually written to their co-workers, roommates and fellow citizens that do anything but fix the problems at hand. You’ll see what I mean.

Here’s a good one with condoms and toilets. Here are some ever popular “I Ain’t Cho Mama” signs of passive aggression. And I love the office letter that addresses the ever-awkward use of weather to base a superficial conversation, only making things more awkward for everyone around.

Congratulations, Gisele – you got Bridget good. But Bridget, I say you should fire back. Call this Super Model B*tch out, girl!

Or just write her a nice little note.

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Does it make them seem more attractive when they’re photographed scarfing down hot dogs and slurping milk shakes? Not really.

Relatable? Likable? Personable? Nah.

Just because Jessica Biel eats a sandwich doesn’t mean I’m her new biggest fan and want her to come over and do my nails.

It’s probably because there’s something vulnerable about being caught in the act of eating. Most of the time, I feel kind of sorry for them, their mouths stretched all ugly and their and faces askew.

Just like watching celebrities fall down and/or trip, there’s simply something human about seeing a Cover Girls and Guys stuffing their perfect, rich faces.

Or how about it being just plain FUNNY?

There’s the the Supermodel Eater (whether this food is fully digested is unknown), the HOLY SHIT That’s a Big Mouthful Eater (let the sexual innuendos ensue) and the Careful There Could Be Paparazzi Eater. Although, I say just go for it, girl. Eat that cupcake!

Sometimes it’s utterly disgusting, sometimes it’s kinda cute.

Face it, celebs and food make an awesome combination, one to be reckoned with. But why stop there? I say add some good ol’ alcohol into the mix, all the time, everywhere.

This is entertainment, people.

Check out the photo album:

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Ok…so all of these sites, like TMZ, are all over Naomi Campbell mopping and sweeping a garage. Ironic, that this woman bludgeons her staff with various consumer electronics she found lying around the house and is now celebrated for “serving her time.”

Really? REALLY? She is doing manual labor – big deal!? This morning alone, I cleaned up my roommates mess (keep your sh$# off my desk…I mean it), rocked out on the treadmill for 4 miles, AND started my semester-long Econ project.

We all serve our time my dear Naomi. The fact that you have to sweep floors without cigarettes or your cellphone (actual court mandates by the way) just means that you are another in a long line of over priviledged celebrities who have no concept of reality.

Oh and by the way – you missed a spot in the far back…yeah…if you could get that, that would be ggggrrreeeaaaattttt…