You slowly open your eyes. It feels like your mouth is filled with cotton balls, you start frantically grabbing for water. But – ouch – there is a bruise on your left arm the size of K-Fed’s gut. You’re still wearing the clothes from last night and suddenly images of a boy pop into your hazy mind. You feel the warmth of a body beside you in your bed. Then you remember.
You brought a boy from the bar home with you. He was pretty cute too, from what you remember. But now as you slowly roll over to see his peaceful face drooling all over your throw pillow, you nearly fall off your bed into the pile of McDonald’s wrappers from last night’s fourth meal. Ok, he’s not that narsty, but the dude does not look like half the man you thought he was at 3 in the morning.
I know it’s happened to the best (and most responsible) of us. You’re in the bar and you see a guy across the room. That “Oh em gee, he totes resembles Gerald Butler” feeling washes over you and and then - boom – the next morning you’re laying next to Shrek. But why? I understand a little alcohol can disable your senses, but what about your senses are beer goggles disrupting that leaves the curly haired freak you thought resembled Gerald Butler as your big spoon??
Lucky for us, British researchers have come up with an explanation. They have discovered drinking is linked to people thinking others are more attractive. (Duh, I could have figured that one out.) But here’s the real kicker: Women are more affected by beer goggles than men. Ok, gimme an explanation. Read More »
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