18 Ridiculous Tabloid Covers [Gallery]

What does it mean that we like to see – overwhelmingly negative – lies about the celebrities who couldn’t be successful without us.

The Weekly Ten: The Little Things I’m Thankful For

It’s Thanksgiving week. You know what that means: more food than you’ll ever be able to eat, run ins with family members you’d really rather avoid and those awkward moments when everyone gathers together to say what they’re thankful for.

The Jessica Simpson Epidemic

After years of slipping through the media cracks, Jessica Simpson is more famous now than ever. And why? The girl <gasp!> gained weight. I mean, think about it: what has J. Simps really been doing with herself, career-wise? Not a whole lot. Instead, the poor girl has been a victim of heartbreak, failed endeavors, and more media scrutiny than any person deserves.

Duke It Out: Celeb Obsessed?

A while back we had some qualms about the big Rihanna interview and it’s timing. Wherever you came down on that argument, it got me to thinking: is it really any of our business? Have we gone too far?

Celebretard Showdown: Speidi Vs. Jon and Kate

This week’s showdown is between two “celebrity” couples that spend their days on the cover of every tabloid on earth. Which couple should have kept the cameras out of their lives? Do we really have to choose?!

5 Things I Learned from Carrie Prejean

We all want Miss California to go away. Like Mark from Road Rules season 1 (who is, like, 40 and is still doing those Real World/Road Rules Challenges), she just won’t disappear. Not that it’s entirely her fault; we media peeps love writing about a scandal, and this girl is drowning in it.

G.W.W.E.: Jake “Just Do Me” Gyllenhaal

(We’re back with another weekly installment of G.W.W.E. [Guys We Wanna Eff]. This week’…

Before You Vote: Vote on the Truth, Not on your Truthiness.

While I may be one of the only people still undecided for the upcoming election, I came across som…

Get Your Very Own Paparazzi for the Day!

Ever think that stars like Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears are just being big babies when it com…

What Do You Expect, Linds? You Dated a Douche!

Here’s the thing; you should never date a douchebag.
Now, sometimes, you don’t know you’re dati…

Jessica Alba—Bun In Her Oven!

I for one did not see this one coming.
Jessica Alba is having a baby with her beau Cash Warren.
Have…

Choose Your Own Celebrity “Miss Fortune”

Back in the day, a celebrity’s entertainment value was limited to only two dimensions: t…

Memorial Day With Nicole Richie

Nicole Richie is whacked!!! Someone needs to throw her into an unmarked van and force her to live…