Wanna Get Off The D-List? Come Out of the Closet!
t’s true: going gay is the life jacket to Hollywood careers. It does what no publicist, Oscar nomination or incarceration could ever manage. It’s more powerful than a nipple slip, more potent than an ill-fitting stage ensemble, and more memorable than general douche-baggery. It’s the key to going from child-star-turned-Vegan-farmer to Reality TV Show host.
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Nothing can turn a confident girl into a insecure mess faster than bathing suit season. Suddenly every mirror you look into turns into a fun house mirror of horrors. When did your stomach get so flabby and when did your skin turn translucent?

Candy Dish: Jersey Shore Secrets Revealed
• Don’t worry; Sammi and Ronnie are back on.
• Check out Tara Reid’s rock!
• Can crazy sex be bad for your health?
• Hope For Haiti Now was a huge success!
• The dos and don’ts of wearing florals in the winter.
• Ooo! 20% off jeans at National Jean Co.!
Candy Dish: A Day Without The Gosselins
• We didn’t think it would happen either.
• Um, what is going on here, Akon??
• Who wants to see Tara Reid naked?
• Woman arrested for Facebook poking.
• Lady Gaga fights for gay rights.
• No Glee at Thanksgiving this year.
Celebretard Showdown: Mischa Barton vs. Tara Reid
There are a lot of celebrities out there that simply disappear, whether it be voluntarily or due to lack of talent/rehab/Bermuda triangle. There are a couple that have massive amounts of issues, yet refuse to disappear. In fact, they seem to pop up everywhere, strutting around uninvited on every red carpet.
Make It Work!: Top 5 Celeb Clothing Lines Most In Need of Tim Gunn’s Gentle Constructive Criticisms
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Candy Dish: Bristol Palin’s a Mommy!
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Wanna Get Off The D-List? Come Out of the Closet!