10 Awesome Things to Blow Your Tax Refund On

It’s everyone’s favorite time of year. No, I’m not referring to finals season. Ew. I’m talking about that magical time of year when the government gives you back your money! Holler! It almost makes having a job worth it.

Almost.

While some of you may feel inclined to stash that money in a savings account somewhere, others of you may be jonesing to spend it all. So why be responsible all the time? We’re showing you the ten best ways to splurge (or, as we like to call it, “stimulate our economy”).



Don’t Blow That Tax Refund

Money!

Happy Tax Day! I know it’s not the best day for those of you who have to hand your hard-earned money over to the government (perhaps a free donut will help?), but some of you might be lucky enough to be getting some cash back. Hooray! If you’re anything like me, you were so excited at the prospect of having triple digits in your bank account that you started spending that money before you even got it.

Good for you! Stimulate that economy! Treat yourself to something wonderful. Just don’t let all the excitement blind you. Below, 5 things you shouldn’t waste your money on. Seriously. Read More »


Free Crap Day

Tax Day isn't so bad when your nibbling on one of these. FOR FREE.

So tomorrow is Tax Day!  Yay!  Well, actually, not really, because taxes blow.  Signing that check is like a shot to the heart to all the money that I have made…the little of it that there is.  Basically taxes suck.  BUT.  Tax Day has an upside.  “How can that be?”  You might ask.  Well reader, I shall tell you.

FREE STUFF! FREE STUFF! FREE STUFF!! (And some pretty great discounts to boot.)

To help ease the pain of forking over all your hard-earned money to Uncle Sam, a few mighty fine companies are offering up some really great free sh*t. So put the wallet away and get ready to rake in the freebies!

Subway: FREE COOKIE!!  (No purchase necessary!)

Starbucks: FREE coffee if you bring in a reusable mug or cup!! (Al Gore/Leo/Mother Earth would be proud.)

Jamba Juice: FREE smoothie with this coupon!!

Maggie Moos: One FREE slice of ice cream pizza from 3-7 pm! (Never had it, but putting two of my favorite things together has to be delish.)

Cinnabon: Two FREE cupcake bites between 6 and 8 pm!!

Boston Market: Buy one plate get one FREE with this coupon!! Read More »


Tax-Free Orgasms!

purple-vibrator.jpgWe at CollegeCandy.com are firm believers that every woman needs a vibrator.
Here’s why:

1. You learn your body, what you like and what you don’t like.
2. Masturbation is good for your health.
3. Everyone needs a little stress release at the end of (or during) a long day.
4. A vibrator won’t get you preggers when you feel the sudden need for a Big O.
5. They feel good. Really good.

Convinced? Great, because Babeland is giving everyone a chance to nab a vibrator tax-free today! We get taxed for everything from our books to our clothes, and those sex fiends over at Babeland don’t think we should get taxed on our orgasms.

Hop on over to their website and choose your new BFF from their giant supply. Is the pure wand the toy for you? Or are you more of a Gigi kinda gal?

Maybe you’re both!
Stock up now before the day is over and your self-induced orgasms are taxed once more. We know we will definitely be adding this to our  Tax Refund Shopping List…


Take That Tax Refund and Splurge!

Ok, so April 15th (Tax Day) isn’t everyone’s favorite day, but it is for those of us with a refund coming. Hollaaaa.

Personally, I have some big money coming my way. At first I was just planning on making it rain, but then I realized that spring is coming and there are lots of magnificent things out there that I can spend this new dinero on. Below are just a few of the things I’m drooling over right now.

Shop on, Tax Refundees. And if you’ve got your eye on a must-have Tax Refund splurge, share it in the comments. We’ve got money to burn, baby!

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