In my opinion it’s supposed to be tasteful and representative of the lyrics in her piece. The last thing she says before the camera zooms out on her nekkidness is, “and finally I’m free.” Obviously the act of not wearing clothes has symbolized freedom for a while, so I understand.
Have you even seen someone and thought, “OMG so-and-so should totally play them in a movie”? Well we have too…ALL THE TIME. There are some roles so destined for certain celebrities that it’s a wonder they haven’t struck a multi-million dollar deal with Warner Brothers yet.
I say this not because I hate you but because I
used tolove you. Once upon a time you were the highlight of my Monday night, rivaling even The Bachelor for the most sacred spot in my heart. You were funny and entertaining and Upper East Side style scandalous without being ridiculous.
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I don’t know why I still act surprised when something crazy happens with celebrities. It’s not really shocking anymore, but some things do give me a “if this shizz didn’t happen all the time, I might be surprised” kind of vibe. This week Lindsay Lohan seems to be doing well in rehab, Kanye lost it once again, celebs are pregnant, and Taylor Swift is still with Jake Gyllenhaal (and still can’t sing).
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• Taylor Momsen just keeps getting better and better.
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Sigh. It’s been yet another lame sauce week in H-wood. Seriously, where are the scandals? Since LiLo got sent away, the whole town’s been laying low. (Maybe they have no one to party with anymore?) There have been no major cheating scandals (thank god!). Jon Gosselin hasn’t done anything dumb.