• I smell a Jake Gyllenhaal break up song in the near future.
• Uh oh. Mel Gibson is angry.
• The 8 most horrifying beauty trends….ever.
• Pets in costumes. Heart melting.
• 10 things that we know about Katy Perry/Russel Brand’s wedding.
• What does celebrity-inspired nail polish look like? Surprisingly cute!
Don’t waste your time in the grocery store checkout line staring at last week’s gossip (use it to stare that the other odd things they’ve got hanging up there….foot file? Next to the food? Ew). Here’s your gossip cheat sheet of the week: the biggest Hollywood stories and, just for good measure, a little pinch of not-so-big Hollywood stories.