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“They’re a bunch of snot-suckers.”

“What?”

“Like, they actually suck snot. They remove the physical snot from your head.

“Ew. So, literally, snot-suckers.”

“Yup.”

“How do you one-up ‘Twlight’? They already did ‘vampires that can’t have sex.’”

“What about angels? Angels are sexy. Angels that can’t have sex.”

“How about angels that just don’t have any junk? No penis?”

“Or maybe they have two penises. Whaddya think?”

A man holding out a single-serving jelly package to a girl.

“I put sugar on it. It feels like a cat. Come on, try it.”

“It goes four a.m. diner, four-thirty omelettes, get home at five – and then it’s, hey, I have all these computer games here, and I guess I’m not tired anyway. And then I have a final.” Read More »