Sup 2nite? U wanna go 4 drinks?

It’s official. Text messaging is ruining dating.

In all honesty, I completely understand that it’s less pressure to send a text message and get a non-response than to call and have to deal with a person’s voice saying ‘yea-or-nay’, but it’s made the entire process much less personal. It feels a bit corporate, to say the least, if you’re doing more than setting a date.

In which case, let me check my Outlook calendar, I’ll get right “back 2 u.”

Don’t get me started on the lingo. I’m a chronic abbrever (see? Just abbreviated ‘abbreviator.’) and I’m a fan of acronyms, but let’s get serious. If you can’t be bothered to type out an entire word, do you really want to be bothered meeting up later? Have you seen “You Can’t Text Message Break-up“? If you must make texting part of dating, learn some ground rules: Read More »

Oh my God, shoes.

If you don’t know this catch phrase by now, you’re missing something truly spectacular. YouTube sensation Kelly (aka American comedian Liam Kyle Sullivan) first brought her hilarious music video all about “betches who like shoes” to the world in early 2007.

Since then, she’s freaked out about being part of a text message break-up, and now brings the third installment of her life to the internet screen with “Let Me Borrow That Top“. Read More »