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Best Detention Slip Ever

CC Staff — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 19:00:58 +0000

Sometimes you can’t let those “That’s what she said” moments pass you by, regardless of the repercussions. Dalten Duncan of Redmond Junior High, you are officially our hero.

Candy Dish: Those Religious People Love Their Porn

CC Staff — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 14:39:10 +0000

See where the most porn in enjoyed….

Amy Winehouse returns to London. The Caribbean celebrates.

Flirting 2.0

Ms. North Dakota arrested in Iran for buying a bottle of wine.

Thank god there are cute exercise clothes out there.

Jack Osbourne’s mustache make him looks like….

That’s what she said. On Twitter.

Your Facebook status can get you fired.

NYU supports unions...and not companies who don’t.

Maybe Miley should consider more appropriate clothing for a jog with her boyfriend….

You enjoying all that snow, Northeast?!

Sex is….awkward.

If These Were Olympic Sports I’d Take the Gold

Lauren - University of Michigan — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 19:30:33 +0000

As I watched the world’s best athletes compete in the Olympics last night I began to regret never getting involved in sports growing up. At 5’10 I could have dominated the basketball/volleyball courts. I could have used my backyard swimming pool to hone my backstroke. I could have viewed my bike as more than just a means to get to the nearest ice cream shop.

But, just because I don’t know how to dive off of a really high platform or do flips on some uneven bars doesn’t mean that I, too, am not the best at something. I have some talents too, and they should not be shunned just because I can’t bring them to Beijing.

So, I give you the 5 Sports I Would Win a Gold In (If They Were Included In The Olympics):

1. Cake Eating: With or without hands, I would totally take the cake (Ha!) in this event. I have a big mouth (to the chagrin of my mother and the glee of my men) that allows me to store massive quantities of cake and frosting goodness. I also happen to be able to seriously pack food away (which allowed me to excel in another sport: weight gain), so there is no stopping me in this competition.

2. Late Night Stiletto Run: While Michael Phelps was doin’ his thing in the pool, I was dedicating hours to perfecting this skill. I dare anyone to race me to the nearest pizza place in a pair of heels. You can even throw a few hurdles (girl passed out on sidewalk, traffic, or inclement weather) in my way and I will beat out all the competition. Yes, even the Chinese.

3. The Bargain Hunt: I have been practicing this one since I left the womb. Show me an item and I will find it for you cheaper. And I will do it fast.

4. That’s What She Said: I can turn anything into something sexual at a record breaking speed. (That’s what she said.) I don’t care how hard it is (that’s what she said), or how many people are involved (that’s what she said). I like to do it hard and do it fast (that’s what she said).

5. Bullsh*tting: I hate to toot my own horn (that’s what she said), but I am really good at making people think I care/like them/have any interest in what they have to say. My combination head nod, mixed with witty banter have fooled people for years and I have no doubt I would rock it in Beijing (even with the language barrier).

Candy Dish: Fizz Cups Are Hot, Un-Hot Dudes Are Not

ccandyjessica — Sun, 18 May 2008 15:00:39 +0000

Top 5 Un-hot Hotties

But when will my consistent failures pay off??

…The folks from Gossip Girl wonder the same thing…

THE BEST SUMMER EVER: Fizz Cup for ice cream sodas!

Jezebel’s Pot Psychology

If only my daddy were Diddy

Bobby Mario–the brother Nintendo never loved

The best of “That’s What She Said” moments from The Office

Jason Castro is so chill, guys. So. Chill.

Since when did Nikki Cox become The Cat Lady?