On How Very Little Des Knows About the Men of The Bachelorette [Recap]
On our fourth week in, I came into this episode wanting to look at what we actually learn about these boys on this show. Maybe it’s just me, but I like to know a thing or two about the guys I date.
On the Alternate Universe That is The Bachelorette Mansion [Recap]
A mansion filled with 25 men and one lady, set under the pretense of finding love, isn’t exactly where you’d expect to find complete realism. But a few things this week made me note seriously blurred lines between reality and the fantasy in this Bachelorette Mansion.

On Why I Would Make The Very Worst Bachelorette [Recap]
As I sat down to watch this week’s Bachelorette, paired perfectly with a bottle of 3 dollar Pinot Grigio from Trader Joe’s, I tried to be positive. I tried to go into this week with a full heart—with hope, and with love. That’s what the show is supposed to be about, right?
The Bachelorette Premiere: Let’s Judge Some Men!
I would be a horrible Bachelorette. About 20 of these men I would have kicked off the second they walk out of the limo. Seriously, that hair gel? Did you just talk to me in hashtags? You’re wearing a suit of armor!
Stars, They’re Just Like Us? [Candy Dish]
I always snicker when Us Weekly does that full page in the magazine called ‘Stars, they’re just like Us.’
Kim Kardashian Loses A Priceless Pair Of Sunglasses [Candy Dish]
Kim Kardashian recently tweeted that she was disappointed in British Airways for the luggage thieves who rummaged through her luggage.
The Bachelorette: Well That Was Quick
For those of you who actually have a life (unlike me, who glues herself to the t.v. whenever there is any “reality” drams going down) and missed last night’s episode..Bentley Williams is gone. Boy toy has left the building, sayonara sucker! This season’s villain is officially out of our dear bachelorette’s life…well hopefully.

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The Bachelorette: No Pressure or Anything
So let’s get down to business. The business of oversharing and really depressing life stories, to be more specific.. Apparently everyone on The Bachelorette is damaged in some way. Or they just think the way to Ashley’s heart is through her….uh….heart. I mean, that maybe they can get her to pity them enough to pick them.
The Bachelorette: Another Happy Couple on a Cliff
I’m not gonna lie – after last night’s Bachelorette, I don’t really know what to think. My head is swirling with questions, my heart is hurting.
The Bachelorette: Another One Bites the Dust
Come. On. Come on! Did I miss the memo? Was last night’s Bachelorette episode actually Frank’s screen test for a new Nicholas Sparks film? One more silent tear and I would have been begging for mercy. That entire subplot was – am I allowed to say it? – so freakin’ fake. I’m insulted Chris Harrison would try and pass that off as reality. Shame on you!
The Bachelorette: Ali Meets the Parental Units
Those of you who follow what I write for College Candy (here’s lookin’ at you, Mom) may know that I’m a fan of the open letter. Tonight I have been inspired, once again, to compose one such masterpiece of the written word in honor of our Bachelorette, Ali. Here goes.
The Bachelorette: Rated R’s Got a Secret
I’m going to resist titling this week’s Bachelorette report “Why I Should Be Selected as the Next Bachelorette” and not proceed into all the reasons why this season is kind of lackluster and how I would really do a better job. Trust me, it would be a riveting read (much like the season I have planned for myself), but I’ll spare you just this once.

The Bachelorette: Kasey Just Wants to Guard and Protect Ali’s Heart…. Now in Iceland
“I’m trying to be the man of her dreams. That’s why I got this tattoo – to be someone.” And so began Kasey’s downward spiral on the latest episode of The Bachelorette, which was, without a doubt, the most entertaining part of last night’s episode.