Candy Dish: Mmmm, a Condom Burger

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  • Condom found in Happy Meal. Hey, better safe than sorry.
  • Marilee Jones, dean at MIT, faked her college credentials. Impressive.
  • Fashion Find: Multi-Charm ring necklace, $28.99.
  • Poll: Would you go under the knife?
  • 95 year old lady graduates college!
  • Orgasmic new sex toy: The Cone.
  • Facebook.com’s office is the shit.
  • So, Eve got arrested … then rescued by Sean Penn?

A Vibrating Cone: The New Super Sex Toy

cone.gifIs your vibrator too confusing? Does it take too much energy to turn the thing on and hold it? The traditional shape freaking you out?

I didn’t think so. But just in case it was, some lovely people have gone and developed THE CONE.

What’s this new device? It’s a vibrating cone. Yup. That’s all. The website claims there are “16 built-in programs”, and that The Cone is the “biggest thing to happen to the sex toy industry in a long, long time!”, but to me, it just seems like a cone that shakes. (besides, 16 programs? Are we trying to have orgasms, or install new shit onto our computers?!)

I will admit, however, that the website is pretty damn interesting. As soon as you go there, you’re greeted with bumpin’ club music and all the information you could ever want. Plus, there’s even a movie you can watch and a link where you can talk to users of The Cone all over the world! (I’m not sure how long those conversations will last…but…who knows?) Read More »