Sundays are for Procrastinating: The Best of The Ellen Show

You didn’t leave all your work until Sunday night did you? What!?! You did. That’s okay. No stress. You’ll get it all done. We’re so sure that you’ll get it all done that we’re giving you a few more excuses to procrastinate.

This week we’re recapping the best of Ellen. Because she’s the Oprah of today and there’s no other show we would rather watch when we’re bored.

You’re welcome.

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Candy Dish: Ready for a St. Patty’s Day Nap Yet?

lindsay-lohan-drunk-400a071907.jpgHere are a few essential beauty recovery tips and tricks.

Eating for beauty.

Totally adorable: Portia on The Ellen Show.

Perfect your first-date mojo.

Shia LeBeouf and Megan Fox? No. freaking. way.

I wonder what Miss Jay thinks of this model’s walk…

The American Idol Final 4 are rigged.

Bad news for seniors. (Sorry, girls.)

Guy Ritchie totally traded up.

Stop dressing trendy. Dress agelessly!

Jennifer Lopez does West Side Story.

Hofstra University hearts CollegeCandy!


A Day without Gay. No Way!

christian_siriano.jpgEver since California agreeed to pass Proposition 8, many gay right activists groups have been rallying in an effort to overturn the decision.

But today, instead of protesting, activists are asking that gays call out of work. The reason: they’re gay.

Much like the immigrant rights demonstration a couple years ago (ex. Day without Mexicans), gays are trying to prove a point: they are valuable members of society, despite their sexual preferences.

But can you imagine a world without gays?!

Who will I go to to get my hair done just the way I like it?

Who’s blog will I read to stay abreast of all the celebrity gossip essential to keep my day moving?

What will Jessica Simpson do without that guy to put those really awful extensions in her hair?!

Who will dress the world?!

What will I watch at 11 a.m. on NBC everyday?

Who’s FIERCE catch phrases will I steal?

And most importantly…

What the hell will I do without Tim Gunn’s inspiration to “make it work” everyday?

…a world without gays? I’d rather not.