Simon Monjack found dead in his home.

Kelly Bensimon says funny things.

5 reasons ANTM is better these days.

Elin Nordegren hits Tiger where it hurts.

5 songs that should be retired from the big screen.

Teen idols then (hot) and now (well, see for yourself).

God, Sarah Palin is everywhere this morning. As if my sh*tty vodka induced hangover wasn’t bad enough, everywhere I turn I see the clip of S.P. on SNL.

Yes, it was funny.

Yes, she did a good job.

Yes, she still had that damn beehive-y hairdo with the bad highlights and major bangs.

But isn’t there anything else to talk about?

Like, I don’t know, what’s happening at the New York Stock Exchange.

Or the fact that I still haven’t found someone to snuggle with.

Or that Adam Sandler’s daughter looks eerily just. like. him.

Or this hilarious library bingo from Butler (that somehow everyone on every campus can relate to).

Come on, people. There are other things to talk about besides SNL and politics. Like fashion. Or makeup. Or celebrities who make really poor choices.