• The Hills: The City Where Nothing Really Happens

    The Hills: The City Where Nothing Really Happens

    It took every fiber of my being not to fall asleep during last night’s episode of The Hills. And not because I only slept for four hours on Monday night after an outdoor beer pong tournament went a little longer than expected. That sh*t was just boring. Boooooring.

  • The Hills: Justin Bobby’s Back

    The Hills: Justin Bobby’s Back

    I may hate Kristin and her perfect wardrobe, but I really felt for her in that moment when she realized that she’d lost and Brody had won. When she knew that while he was at home canoodling with Mckaela (ugh, it’s even worse when the girl spells her name like that), Kristin was going home alone.

  • The Hills: Spencer is an Emotional Terrorist

    The Hills: Spencer is an Emotional Terrorist

    Um. Wow. I’ve been sitting here for ten minutes and I have no idea what the eff just happened on The Hills. And I watched it twice. All I know is I am enraged, so I’m gonna do like Heidi says (which is actually the only thing robot Heidi says) and take a breath.

  • The Hills: No One Likes Heidi’s New Face

    The Hills: No One Likes Heidi’s New Face

    Some people say Ryan Seacrest the hardest worker in entertainment, but after last night I disagree. My DVR definitely works harder. Between The Biggest Loser, Glee, The Hills and The City, that little guy was on overdrive last night. I don’t know how he does it. I was stressed all day trying to figure out which show I’d watch first and which ones would have to wait for today.

  • Candy Dish: Lady Gaga Has Special Powers

    Candy Dish: Lady Gaga Has Special Powers

    • God, I wish I was Gaga more. than. ever.
    • Sandra Bullock says sayonara to Jesse James.
    • Well, that’s one way to deal with rejection…
    • Another Twilight book coming soon??
    • PETA should really do something about this.
    • Watch The Hills trailer! SCANDALOUS!

  • Welcome Back to The Hills [Live-blog]

    Welcome Back to The Hills [Live-blog]

    It’s time! After months of waiting (and trying to avoid anything and everything Speidi-related), The Hills back. Yeah, it’s without Lauren, but she was getting boring anyway. It’s one thing to love her as a person (which I do), but it’s quite another to love watching her on a show (which I slept through).

  • The Hills Revisited: Major Makeovers

    The Hills Revisited: Major Makeovers

    Okay girls, The Hills premiere is almost here! (September 29 at 10 pm, to be exact). I’m totally freaking out! I can barely contain my excitement. Yes, I know it is extremely embarrassing that I’m counting down the hours, but who’s with me?