Christina Aguilera looks completely different

David Duchovny (somehow?) conquers his sex addiction

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Johnny Depp does the pirate act for $56 mil (repeat: $56 million)

Nailin Paylin

Punch Michael Lohan for charity!

Vintage hotness: James Dean

Holly really did break up with Puffin — er, Hef

John McCain encourages idiots

The slinky song…for adults

Amy Winehouse wouldn’t mind dying

Mila Kunis is everywhere

Hollywood needs those bitchy critics

Magic Frame: ‘Take On Me’ explained (hilariously)

The most stylish family EVAH