Heidi Montag’s Clothing Line Underscores Her Uselessness as a Human Being

Following in the footsteps of celebrity-cum-designer greats such as the Olson Twins and Kathy Ireland, Hills star Heidi Montag has created her own line for the clothing store chain Anchor Blue.

The line, which is called Heidiwood and goes on sale today, April 15th, consists of some pants, a few shirts, tiny shorts, a couple of dresses, and an assortment of accessories that I can only surmise were inspired by the WalMart Spring ’06 collection.

There’s nothing innovative or exciting here, just some generic cheap sh*t that you could get for even cheaper at Forever 21. But, I WILL give Miss ButterFace Fake Jugs some credit and say that the line is not horrible, and there are a few things I would probably actually purchase (on sale, of course).

And, bless her heart, she has to do something to keep busy while waiting for Rock of Love Season 3 to start taping.