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Break out the tissues, folks, we’ve got some news that has Lifetime Original Movie written all over it. The Situation is headed to rehab for “substance abuse.” And because celebrity gossip just wouldn’t be as fun without some mystery and sketchy details, the “substance” remains a secret.

This story actually surprised me a little bit. The whole point of Jersey Shore is that it’s a show about people with bad fake tans and too much hair product running around and making drunken fools out of themselves. Is that healthy? Probably not. Is it entertaining? I’ve actually never made it through more than 5 minutes of Jersey Shore, so I wouldn’t know. But it seems like The Situation might have some problems if he decides to change his ways and stop partying, and still expects to be on the show.

One thing’s for sure – the new season of Jersey Shore is going to look very different with Snooki pregnant and The Situation trying to clean up. And of course, we have a few guesses about what “substance” he may be abusing. Here they are. Read More »

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Attention all guidos and guidettes: Jersey Shore is back! And even if we hate to admit it, us non-Jersey folk are just as excited. Snooki, Sammi, Vinny and the rest of the gang are back on the air January 5th with the premiere of their fifth season (which boggles my mind). Now, I know some of you are probably rolling your eyes and writing me off as a valuable source for entertainment recommendations, but hear me out! Jersey Shore may not have any intellectual value, but it is extremely entertaining. And if anything, you can watch these people get drunk at the shore and make complete fools of themselves and feel better about your own life! Yay!

It’s hard to believe they are already on their fifth season, but people (myself included) will definitely tune in to watch. If you’re still not convinced that this show is worth an hour of your time, allow me list some reasons why it is. Read More »

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For the past few weeks, the cast of MTV’s Jersey Shore has been filming the 4th season of the show in Florence, Italy. Since the city of Florence had all these weird rules about the show filming (no filming inside nightclubs, no filming people drinking, etc…), it’s no surprise that MTV decided to bring the cast back to Seaside Heights to film an episode or two. While we’re used to seeing the infamous MVP (Mike, Vinny, and Pauly D), Pauly’s nowhere to be seen in these pics, so enjoy these ridiculous new shots of MV… R.

Am I the only person who can’t stand the Situation, or does he have some crazy fangirls I was unaware of? Do you like MVR or do you miss Pauly D? Have you ever been to Seaside Heights to check out some guidos? Let us know!

So we all know that The Situation is a grade A douchelord. He stirs up sh*t, he treats women like garbage and he takes off his shirt everywhere he goes. (Come on, now! There’s a time a place for those sorts of shenanigans.) And it looks like we’re not the only ones who think that. Sitch’s own father is joining the crowd! Papa Sorrentino, AKA The Real Situation, is coming out loud and proud about his disdain for this son with a new website, “The Confrontation.”

His mission? To FTLF, aka F*ck the little F*ck.

It’s pretty ridiculous when even your father is turning on you. I mean, giving your son the silent treatment is one thing, but creating a website (that has an entire PR team circulating it) to plot his demise? Now that’s a Situation.

One that I can’t wait to see go down. [Adds website to Google Reader. Pops popcorn. Patiently awaits the drama.]