The One Thing I Wouldn’t Do For My Boyfriend [Candy Dish]
While I’m pretty open when it comes to that stuff, every girl has her limits…this one’s mine.
Candy Dish: MTV Ready For A New ‘Situation’
• Is MTV looking to replace The Situation?!
• Hunger Games cast on the orange carpet at KCA
• True Blood season 5 trailer released!
• Ashton Kutcher to play Steve Jobs in biopic
• Is Megan Fox trying to hide a baby bump or just blocking the wind?
• Mad Men spoiler alert: Betty Draper is fat now!

The Situation is Headed to Rehab and We Know Why
Break out the tissues, folks, we’ve got some news that has Lifetime Original Movie written all over it. The Situation is headed to rehab for “substance abuse.” And because celebrity gossip just wouldn’t be as fun without some mystery and sketchy details, the “substance” remains a secret.
Candy Dish: I’m a Survivor
•Stand up for yourself in 2012
•The Situation can’t seem to stay out of trouble
•Get to know Lana Del Rey
•Teen heartthrobs of 1999
•Are you ready for new Madonna?
•What do guys think of feminism?
5 Reasons Why I Still Watch Jersey Shore
It’s hard to believe they are already on their fifth season, but people (myself included) will definitely tune in to watch. If you’re still not convinced that this show is worth an hour of your time, allow me list some reasons why it is.
Candy Dish: Drinking for the Job
•How Rooney Mara got the most coveted role in Hollywood
•These guys could get me to watch more football
•Why won’t these celebrities just go away already
•The Situation proves he’s even more of a d-bag and tries to cut the Apple line
•Solutions to common issues, using household items
•Dressing for the unpredictable fall weather
•Whoa…it’s a Zombie Wedding Cake
Candy Dish: Adults Behaving Badly
•Our favorite young at heart films
•S carlett Johansson gets her justice
•There’s such a thing as a couture lollipop….and it’s made by The Situation
•Makeup mistakes happen to even the pretties of celebs
•Flattering ways to wear bright makeup
•You can survive midterms!
•Urkel is that you??

Around the Web

Candy Dish: There’s a…Situation
•Abercrombie is embarrassed by The Situation
•Wear pink without looking like Barbie
•This is why you should think twice about plastic surgery
•Our favorite TV and movie couples
•Guess who’s trying to make bank on shoes like J. Simpson
•How to do your own salon quality manicure
•Important instructions for life
Candy Dish: Bad in Any Language
•Guess who The Situation tries to woo….in Italian
•What if you want sex more than he does?
•First date outfit ideas that he’ll notice
•How to cope when you have a bad haircut
•Rihanna no longer looks like Ronald McDonald
•Fox News gets surprisingly feminist on us
•Wooo, Sally Hansen has her own version of Crackle nailpolish
They’re Baacck: Vinny, Ronnie, and the Situation Return to Jersey
For the past few weeks, the cast of MTV’s Jersey Shore has been filming the 4th season of the show in Florence, Italy. Since the city of Florence had all these weird rules about the show filming (no filming inside nightclubs, no filming people drinking, etc…), it’s no surprise that MTV decided to bring the cast back to Seaside Heights to film an episode or two. While we’re used to seeing the infamous MVP (Mike, Vinny, and Pauly D), Pauly’s nowhere to be seen in these pics, so enjoy these ridiculous new shots of MV… R.
The Situation’s Got Himself a Confrontation
So we all know that The Situation is a grade A douchelord. He stirs up sh*t, he treats women like garbage and he takes off his shirt everywhere he goes. (Come on, now! There’s a time a place for those sorts of shenanigans.) And it looks like we’re not the only ones who think that.
The Situation Has Landed Himself a New Situation
Worried that the fourth season of The Jersey Shore to be filmed in Italy will be the last? Well, worry not more. Because there’s one Jerseyite that won’t be leaving MTV just yet. According to PopEater, The Situation has signed a deal with MTV to film a yet undetermined pilot. But viewers should expect to see the show on their TVs within the next year.

Katie Couric is Out at CBS News – Send in the Replacements!
As most people know, unless you live under a rock, Katie Couric is leaving CBS. Which begs the question, who ~~watches CBS News anyway~~ is going to take her spot?