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WTF Friday: Most Confusing Message Ever
What were they smoking when they came up with this crackpot commericial for abstinence? No seriously. Does anyone really think that The Situation is a good spokesperson for anything, let alone anything involving smart sex decisions?
Jersey Shore: Until January…
Since last week’s letdown of an episode, it’s time to come to terms with the fact that Jersey Shore is no more. At least until January. You might be asking yourself, “But, but, but how am I ever going to get my Jersey fix without my eight seven lovable guidos/guidettes entertaining me on Thursday nights?”

Jersey Shore: She’s Phony, He’s Fake!
Other than, “OH YEAH, EVERGLADES, YEAH” it was really difficult for me to take anything away from last night’s episode of Jersey Shore. Are we seriously dealing with a finale right now? I would’ve rather been watching South Park’s ripoff of the Jersey cast….
Jersey Shore: The Decline of the Scumtuation
Last night’s episode of the Jersey Shore finally put the last nail in the Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino coffin. Oh well, at least he has mad cooking skills to compete in Top Chef. I personally was heartbroken watching him go from house Papa Bear to ultimate entitled creepshow.
Intro to Cooking: Sausage Stuffed Peppers
For us real-life Italian Stallions, Columbus Day is as legit of a holiday as we’re going to get). So, besides an extra night of shots at the bar, why not celebrate with an easy twist on an Italian favorite–sausage and peppers!
Jersey Shore: OH YEAH, WARZONE OHHH YEAH!!
Was I watching an episode of Jersey Shore or “Antiques Roadshow” last night? It was hard to tell due to the fact that the show was so dull I almost felt like checking to see what was on PBS. No offense to you PBS, but you’re not exactly bringing in the fist pumps every week.
Candy Dish: Heidi Klum Hangs Up Her Wings
• The bombshell walks away from Victoria’s Secret.
• What weird sh*t did Lady Gaga wear now?!
• Should tall girls wear high heels?
• Need to improve that concentration for midterms? Try this.
• It seems the Situation might have a situation in bed.
• Because it’s Friday. And this is really freaking cute.

Jersey Shore: Fistpumping, Frolicking and Fighting
We had many, many thoughts going into this episode. Many questions about how the Snooki/Angelina throwdown would go down. Questions on if Tee-Shirt time would make another appearance (it did). Questions if Pauly would, yet again, be a human alarm clock with a crazy Kool-Aid man “OH YEAHHHH!” voice (he was).
Jersey Shore: Feuds and Fossils
o we open on JWoww setting Sammi’s face like a volleyball and Sammi throwing a spike right back at JWoww’s kisser. Where to begin here? The entire episode was so cram-packed with drama, fighting and backstabbing that it’s nearly impossible to recap every glorious moment of it.
Jersey Shore: The Sizzling Questions
Let me just open with a bold statement: Ron and Sammi need to get off my television, ASAP. Their negativity is clogging up the screen and prohibiting Snooki from getting her fist pump on. Seriously, get these two epic losers off of MTV before I JWoww their whiny behinds.
Jersey Shore: Or Was It The Hills?
Okay, when did the Jersey Shore become about heartfelt “feelings” and “emotions” instead of bar fights, beating the beat and smushing? SERIOUSLY. Thank goodness we had MVP running a very serious game plan last night about how they were going to maneuver three girls and a grenade to get us through the hour.
Candy Dish: Are You Ready for Fall TV?
• Big changes for Law and Order: SVU!
• The best of the best: Maybelline beauty.
• 80% sure Mariah is with child.
• The 12 coolest mascots in college football.
• Don’t eat that: the worst foods in America.
• The Situation’s got a vodka line now.
Jersey Shore: Smush or Get Smushed
Is anyone else seeing a darker side of the Jersey Shore this season? No? Just me? Maybe I should take off my sunglasses when I’m inside. Ahhhh, much better. So far this season on J.S. there has been one underlying theme making its way through Miami: smush or get smushed. When you’re smushin’, you’re crushing it, you’re lookin good, you’re rocking GTL and just ruling South Beach.
Candy Dish: It’s Friday and We’re LOLing
• Signs that will make you LOL until you ROTFL.
• The Situation is trying to be funny, right?
• Fashion challenge: let your bra peek out!
• What do you do when your friends start dating eachother?
• 20 reasons to have sexy time right now.
• And with that, TLC gets creepier.
Jersey Shore: Guidos Teach Me Life Lessons
After discovering that Justin Timberlake’s restaurant, Southern Hospitality in NYC serves fried pickles, I obviously dragged my roommate, whom I lovingly refer to as JWowww, before last night’s new episode of Jersey Shore. Snooki was right: they totally take pickles to the next level. And leave me completely nauseous and unable to fistpump for the rest of the night.
Jersey Shore: Gym, Tan, SMUSH!
First and foremost, this has been the most anticipated show of the year for me. Needless to say, episode one of the Jersey Shore did not disappoint. From the first ten minutes (which we already saw) to the last, it was chock-full of immobile hair, grainy over-contrasted filter shots, super fruity blended drinks and fist pumps galore.