the thong song

  • Friday Faves: An Open Letter to the Inventor of the Thong

    Friday Faves: An Open Letter to the Inventor of the Thong

    I would like to preface this letter by saying that your work has made a large yet incredibly skimpy contribution to my adolescent years. And while I do believe in the nobleness of your cause, I am rather puzzled by the method to the madness of such an invention.

  • An Open Letter to the Inventor of the Thong

    An Open Letter to the Inventor of the Thong

    Dear Mr. Thong Inventor, I would like to preface this letter by saying that your work has made a large yet incredibly skimpy contribution to...