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  • Friday Faves: An Open Letter to the Inventor of the Thong

    Friday Faves: An Open Letter to the Inventor of the Thong

    I would like to preface this letter by saying that your work has made a large yet incredibly skimpy contribution to my adolescent years. And while I do believe in the nobleness of your cause, I am rather puzzled by the method to the madness of such an invention.

  • History of the Thong [Infographic]

    History of the Thong [Infographic]

    Since you ladies loved our history of the bra so much, our friends from OnlineDating.org went ahead and made a visual representation of the history of the thong. You know, so, you could have a complete two-piece set.

  • From CollegeFashion: 5 Undies Every College Girl Should Own

    From CollegeFashion: 5 Undies Every College Girl Should Own

    In order to create the perfect foundation for your outfit, the panties you choose are equally important! If your lingerie drawer is in need of an upgrade, if you’re unsure of what to wear under that new dress, or if you simply consider yourself a lingerie junkie like I do, read on! These five styles should be staples in every college girl’s wardrobe.

  • The Great Dilemma: Spanx or No Spanx?

    The Great Dilemma: Spanx or No Spanx?

    There are many difficult decisions we women must make at different times throughout our lives: tampon or pad, Brazilian or bikini, Pantene or Herbel Essense, Gossip Girl or The Hills? Difficult, difficult decisions. It wasn’t until recently, however, that I faced one of the toughest short term decisions of my life. Or night.

  • WTF Friday: A Very Practical Undergarment

    WTF Friday: A Very Practical Undergarment

    As I put on my thong the other morning, I thought to myself, "Gosh, you know what would make this thing perfect? If it could somehow keep my ears warm. And if I had some nipple tassels, high tops and scrunch socks to go with it."

  • Tarte And Commando Have You Covered

    Tarte And Commando Have You Covered

    Tarte cosmetics has teamed up with Commando underwear to get you covered (from top to [your] bottom) for the upcoming holiday season. They're giving away up to $750 worth of goodness and all you have to do is enter. And with products like theirs, that is definitely something to be thankful for this season.

  • It’s On: Pink Vs. Aerie

    It’s On: Pink Vs. Aerie

    America has more name brands than Law and Order reruns and while you may want to go unload your entire check at GAP or Abercrombie, you don't want to buy something that you thought was cute and unique and later have buyer's remorse when you see something identical for less.

  • An Open Letter to the Drunk Girl at the Party

    An Open Letter to the Drunk Girl at the Party

    As much as I would love to silently judge your drunken mistakes, I can’t help but laugh it off, talk about you to my friends and hope that I just caught you after you had a horrible week, which is slightly understandable.

  • The Love List: Lovin’ Single

    The Love List: Lovin’ Single

    So I'm single. And not only am I single - I am a single lady who is not looking for someone to put a ring on it anytime soon. If my grandma reads that she will probably have a heart attack, but I stand by my word (although I do promise to come visit her at the hospital).

  • Love Em or Hate Em: High Waisted Jeans

    Love Em or Hate Em: High Waisted Jeans

    Remember when jeans came in Low, Super Low, Extra Low, and Dangerously Low? Yeah. Those could all be summed up into one rise: Show-Your-Crack Low....

  • Chaps, Meet Spanx…and Then Collide to Create: The Ass Bra

    Chaps, Meet Spanx…and Then Collide to Create: The Ass Bra

    Do you ever stare at yourself in the mirror and think, “damn, I wish I could lift my ass up but not add any padding,...

  • An Open Letter to the Inventor of the Thong

    An Open Letter to the Inventor of the Thong

    Dear Mr. Thong Inventor, I would like to preface this letter by saying that your work has made a large yet incredibly skimpy contribution to...

  • He Said/She Said: Are Thongs Really The Way To Go?

    He Said/She Said: Are Thongs Really The Way To Go?

    Society has been telling us for years that the sexiest thing to sport under just about anything is a thong. But what do guys really...

  • Victoria’s Secret Pisses off Ohio State. Bonus: Woman Attacked by Thong!

    Victoria’s Secret Pisses off Ohio State. Bonus: Woman Attacked by Thong!

    Limited Brands, a Columbus Ohio-based company that owns Victoria Secret, has announced that their immensely popular lingerie store is going to come out with a...

  • Weekend Candy Dish. The Perfect Hangover Remedy.

    Weekend Candy Dish. The Perfect Hangover Remedy.

    The point of a thong is the minimal coverage. Clearly not the best disguise. Don’t know how to tell your roomie she smells? Get answers...

  • 5 Reasons Why You Need To See Showgirls (the Edited for TV Version)

    5 Reasons Why You Need To See Showgirls (the Edited for TV Version)

    So the other night while I was unpacking everything I own from a multitude of boxes, I flipped on the TV to help get me...

  • Keep Your Privates to Yourself (buy a strapless thong)

    Keep Your Privates to Yourself (buy a strapless thong)

    Last weekend when I was out enjoying an evening at the bar (read: getting wasted in honor of…well, in honor of being wasted), I spotted...

  • To Thong or Not To Thong?

    To Thong or Not To Thong?

    In college, wearing a thong is virtually a necessity at some point in time. No one wants those hideous underwear lines associated with granny panties...

  • Underwear is SO Last Year

    Underwear is SO Last Year

    It’s a common known fact that celebrities like Britney Spears go “commando,” aka deciding they are not really in the underwear mood for the day....

  • The Pope “Thong” Paul II – Just in Time for Easter!

    The Pope “Thong” Paul II – Just in Time for Easter!

    The creators of the “sac-relig-a-riffic” Pope John Paul II – Commemorative Thong with Matching Camisole are most certainly going to hell for this one, but...