We also think that a threesome with him and Chase Crawford could go down as one of the best nights of any woman’s life.
[Drool]
But, thanks to Drew Barrymore, that will not be happening any time soon. It seems the former Mrs. Mac has moved on from her boyishly cute ex (Justin Long); last night she was spotted locking lips with the one and only Ed Westwick. Who, by the way, is like 20 years younger than her.
It’s ok, though; at the same party where Drew and Ed were caught making out, Ed was also spotted in leather pants and a purple fanny pack. And he was not being dressed by the costume peeps at Gossip Girl. He actually chose to wear that.
Let’s just hope Barrymore keeps her slutty Mrs. Robinson paws off of Chase Crawford. If he wants an older woman, that woman is going to be me, damnit.
I think a lot of girls ask themselves this at some point in time or another. After all, guys and girls communicate completely differently and it can leave a girl feeling emotionally helpless. And plus, we all know women are the ones with beautiful physiques. So I have asked myself this question and yet every time, “NOPE” seems to be the answer. If that’s true, then why do I LOVE it when girls hit on me?
A girl winks at me at a bar and then tells me I’m beautiful.
A hot girl I know asks me if I want to join her in sex with her boyfriend.
A lesbian tells me she wishes I were a lesbian.
Why, oh why, am I so thoroughly delighted by all of this supposedly unwarranted attention? I think I know why…
I think it’s because girls are notoriously VICIOUS with one another. Girls judge other girls like we’re all competing on America’s Next Top Model and the prize is endless chocolate and all-expenses-paid shopping. Even if I don’t wanna make out with the girl at hand, it feels nice to know she wants to make out with me.
Well folks, it’s time for yet another reality dating show. This time around, however there is a clever little twist. Tila Tequila, of Myspace and self-promoted fame, is the star of MTV’s new show “A Shot at love with Tila Tequila.”
The formula is essentially the same: Six weeks, find love, contestants get eliminated, one will remain at the end, and there will be a reunion special where we discover the winner really isn’t interested. Sound familiar? The big twist in Ms. Tequila’s show is her opportunity to come out as a bisexual and have 16 lesbians square off against 16 straight dudes for her affection. This should be fun.
Tila Tequila, nee Tila Nguyen, shot to fame by becoming the most popular person on Myspace as of April 2006. She has modeled for Playboy, Stuff and Maxim. She also was the number one unsigned artist on Myspace. Through shameless self-promotion and half-naked pictures, Tila has really become internet superstar. Now with her own show, she is sure to become a reality television superstar. I have no doubt the clothing line will follow soon. Oops, there already is a clothing line. Read More »
I feel like there is going to be a hole in my Sunday nights where Rock of Love used to be. The reunion special that aired on Sunday was the last we will be seeing of Bret Michaels and his lovely ladies for a while. Well, until they come out with a Rock of Love 2.
For those of you who missed the airing, or the hundred replays this week on VH1, I offer you this recap of all that went down on the final episode of my favorite show this year.
The show was hosted by Riki Rachtman. (for those of you who were three when he was famous, Rachtman was the host of Headbanger’s Ball in the 80’s and a close friend of Axl Rose).
Rachtman brought out the “Barbie Twins” first; Kristia and Brandi C. These two are either really stupid, or incredibly good at using their dumb acts to their advantage. The two are living together in Los Angeles and often share the same bed. They like to put their enormous breasts together to think better. This gets Bret “a little turned on.” Apparently everyone on reality TV has a clothing line coming out, and these two are no exception. I’m sure it’s going to do really well. Right? Read More »
So 25% of women like to have sex with other women? 100% of soon-to-be disappointed men are convinced they’re getting a threesome tonight… (PinkNews.co.uk)
Speaking of disappointments, a Florida teen is going to jail for 30 days for posting naked pics of his ex on MySpace. But, who will check his messages while he’s gone?? (ABC 7 Sarasota)
Beethoven was killed, people! His doctor killed him! 180 years ago! Seriously, we should all care about this! (Yahoo)
God decided he wanted to go all Ashton Kutcher on Australia and put bubble bath (or something)…in the ocean. Pure glee ensues! Lucky Australians. (TheSun.co.uk)
“Kinky” isn’t really the right word. I’d call myself “experimental” when it comes to my sexual tendancies. And lately I’ve been a little curious about threesomes (a.k.a. I kinda have the desire to hook up with a guy and a girl at the same time).
Come on. Like guys are the only ones who think about it.
So this weekend, in a druken attempt for attention, I started joking around about my latest thoughts. And … my guy friends were obviously all about it — saying they’d ask their girlfriends to get in on it, that they’d pick a couple for me to do it with… It got a little out of control and now there’s money riding on me accomplishing this feat. Sweet. Could I be under any more pressure?
Since I’m never one to turn down a challenge, especially when there’s a few hundred bucks involved, I’ve decided to do it. And do it right.
Which brings me to my newly established rules:
1. The girl involved has to be totally fine with the guy hooking up with me right in front of her. Girls tend to get jealous and possessive (I know, I’m one of them), so I want to make sure she’s cool with it.
2. Alcohol must be consumed. There is no way in hell I could do this and seriously get into it without being drunk. So both other parties must be drunk as well.
3. There will be no cameras of any sort involved. I don’t want scandelous photos or videos floating around the internet for my parents, friends or potential employers to see.
4. It will be a one time thing. I’m not about to become the “threesome girl” people seek out to fulfill their sexual fantasies.
Ed Westwick is hot. We know you think so. And we think so too.
Sure, I’ve asked myself, “Are you into GIRLS”?
Well folks, it’s time for yet another reality dating show. This time around, however there is a clever little twist. 
I feel like there is going to be a hole in my Sunday nights where 
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