George Bush and Sarah Palin meet on Thursday SNL.

The economic downturn has some upsides.

We can’t wait for Whitney Port to hit The City!

Porn for the fashion obsessed.

Etch-a-Sketch art.

Are Brad and Angie finally gonna get hitched?

Tips for getting over the breakup (without ice cream sundaes).

Incorporate some menswear into your style.

Check out a sneak peek at this year’s Simpsons Halloween episode.

Sick of all thoe election commercials? Watch these instead.

Calorie Counts: Friend or Foe?

It’s that time of the week when giant sites like Gawker, Jezebel, and Perez send a shout out!! to their sponsors in a witty-but-yet-still-whorish way. After reading plug after obvious plug, we started to feel a little left out, so we’re gonna do it too.

A big OMG THANK YOU FOR KEEPING US ALIVE THIS WEEK to the following things:

* That House Vodka I Always Drink When I Go Out Because I’m Too Cheap To Drink Anything Else * Unsucky Episodes Of Saturday Night Live * Dunkin Donuts Employees Who Charge Me For A Small Coffee Instead Of The Medium I Actually Ordered * Miniature Chocolate Bars That Taste Better When Frozen *Lululemon Groove pants * Pillsbury Break and Bake Sugar Cookies (with the little Ghosts inside!) * Arrested Development on DVD *