How Animals Eat Their Food [Current Events Cheat Sheet]
Who watched the MTV Movie Awards? I didn’t… I was too busy watching Despicable Me. Here are the week’s top stories.
Nutellagate, Unemployment Rate, and Taylor Swift Remixes [Current Events Cheat Sheet]
In case you hadn’t heard, students at my school apparently really like Nutella and The New York Times, NBC, CNN, and others thought that was important enough for national coverage. Here are the week’s other top stories.

Napoleon Dynamite’s New Favorite Animal Is A Lilliger [Candy Dish]
Remember when Napoleon Dynamite came out and Napoleon’s favorite animal was a liger and everyone was all what is that?!
10 Celebrities and The Scandals We’re Nostalgic About
Maybe it’s because I’m done with finals and I have nothing to worry about. Maybe it’s because all of my favorite TV shows are going on hiatus. Maybe it’s because I zoomed through my blogs too quickly this week, but I have to say, I’ve come to a sad realization. Celebrity scandal is dead.
Why Dudes Downgrade
If you’re on Facebook and haven’t “un-friended” your ex in a fit of rage, then you still have the luxury of knowing when he’s moved on and whom he’s moved on with. We all dread the moment we see an ex, (or in my experience my actual boyfriend at the time…yup, true story), tagged in a questionable photo with a new girl, fearing that the dreaded in a relationship heart will be the next step. see an ex, (or in my experience my actual boyfriend at the time…yup, true story), tagged in a questionable photo with a new girl, fearing that the dreaded in a relationship heart will be the next step.
Birthday Faves: 14 Things Celebrities Taught Me in 2010
2010 was a year of infinite life lessons, courtesy of celebrities everywhere and impeccable tabloid coverage. Whether you realized it or not, high-profile snafus paved the way for your own indiscretions- showing you what works…and what’ll land you on the cover of Us Weekly next to a salacious headline.
Friday Faves: 8 Tried and True Ways to Get Famous Fast
I am sure a little part of all of us wanted to be famous at one point in our lives. A little piece of my heart wants to sing on ‘American Idol,’ design a dress for an Olympian figure skater (kudos, Vera Wang), or get insulted by Kanye West on live television. Whichever way you put it, being famous does not seem that bad…but the getting there is tough.

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14 Things Celebrities Taught Me in 2010 [GALLERY]
2010 was a year of infinite life lessons, courtesy of celebrities everywhere and impeccable tabloid coverage. Whether you realized it or not, high-profile snafus paved the way for your own indiscretions- showing you what works…and what’ll land you on the cover of Us Weekly next to a salacious headline.
Do I Have a Sex Addiction?
I’ve always been very sexually charged in relationships (and again, very safe and exclusive) and even more so on my own. I can still remember my first orgasm like it was yesterday and how I repeated that feeling over and over every day when I was “showering” from age twelve on. I think it got even crazier with my first serious boyfriend in college. I’d had boyfriends but never got intimate with them and then I started mixing alcohol with romance.
Gossip Cheat Sheet: Uh-Oh, LiLo’s Loose!
Ahh finally some buzz among the Hollywood hills! The past few weeks have been a bit dull, but now we’re back in action. Elin and Tiger are officially dunzo, Lindsay Lohan is a free woman, and Heidi Montag has sex tapes! It’s been an eventful week, but thank goodness because I was running out of things to talk about!
Mel Gibson Gives Hollywood A-Holes a Run for Their Money
Somebody didn’t get to eat their Cracker Jacks for breakfast this year and has a raging and swollen case of the ‘crabby pants.’ That somebody is Mel Gibson. But crabby pants might be an understatement. The man is absolutely reserving the Presidential Suite at the Loopy Inn.
Candy Dish: It’s Time to Tame That Wild Mane
• Eliminate frizzy hair in under 2 minutes!
• Uh oh, Tiger Woods. Is there a secret LOVE CHILD?!
• A tomboy’s guide to summer style.
• Wanna try red lipstick? Roxy Olin shares her faves.
• Are Bristol and Levi back together?
• The most disturbing Gaga news we’ve seen yet.

Candy Dish: Brittany Murphy’s Husband Found Dead
• Simon Monjack found dead in his home.
• Kelly Bensimon says funny things.
• 5 reasons ANTM is better these days.
• Elin Nordegren hits Tiger where it hurts.
• 5 songs that should be retired from the big screen.
• Teen idols then (hot) and now (well, see for yourself).