Did you know that there is a Wikipedia entry for “celebrity sex tapes”? Well, there is. There are actually so many celeb sex tapes that there is an entry on Wikipedia explaining what a celeb sex tape is and the strange ways that sex tapes have made people more famous. And while stars like Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian managed to use their sex tapes to extend their 15 minutes of fame, there are countless B, C and D-list celebs whose amateur videos earned nothing more than a “WTF?!” Here are 18 celebs who have not-so-secret sex tapes. Read More »

And they’re all under $100!

Let’s blame everything on these idiots.

How do you know you’re in love?

Holy sh*t! People hate Tila Tequila!

Who will Ronnie smush in the slammer?!

Jessica Simpson doesn’t know how to play hard to get…

Every morning, I gather with the fabulous CollegeCandy interns to peruse the interwebs and see what’s happenin’. (This is, of course, after I make them walk 50 blocks and get me an extra hot, no whip, with soy, half-caf latte and make them pour some Bailey’s into it…. just because.) We hop from site to site, looking for the perfect story to share with you, our dear readers. Then we whip up something witty, smart and Pulitzer-worthy and bring it to you.

But sometimes things change. Sometimes I have the girls fan me and feed me grapes. And sometimes I make them manage my JDate profile to find me a boyfriend because I’m too busy to find one myself. And sometimes we come across a photo like the one above and we really can’t think of anything to write because our eyes are bleeding and our brains are melting and we just DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPENS. And then we IM. Read More »

Is her stylist on ecstasy?

Who’s the biggest ass of 2009?

What do you need to know about spring shoes?

Jay Leno’s goin’ home….to 11:30 pm.

Got a pimple? Don’t pop it!

So this is how Tila Tequila mourns.

Cuz they do. A lot.

Bow Wow is a classy guy.

Tyra Banks was a mean boss? Shocking.

Mac gets warm and cozy this season.

What’s the deal with Tila Tequila?

10 iPhone apps we ladies could all use.

The Great: No Tyra in 2009!

As we all get the last couple of additions to our perfect New Year’s Eve outfits and figure out what resolutions we are going to attempt to keep next year, we are all looking forward to starting 2010 (so) fresh (and so clean, clean). It’s a new year and a new decade filled with endless possibilities!

Will we manage to pass every class this year?
Will we find another guilty pleasure show to add to our long list of Housewives episodes clogging our DVR?
What will be the first celebrity scandal of the new year?
Will we finally fit into those skinny jeans from high school?
Can anyone really be douchier than Jon Gosselin and Tiger Woods?

While much of what 2010 has in store for us is a big fat mystery, there are some things that we just can’t wait for! And, of course, quite a few things we’d rather do without. Get ready for the future, ladies: Read More »

Carrie Underwood is getting hitched.

Does Gwen Stefani ever not look cute?

7 ways to make small talk super awk.

What’s up with Kanye and Rihanna?

Get the perfect waves for those upcoming holiday parties.

Someone trusts Tila Tequila to carry their baby!?

Because that relationship is gonna last….

Perez Hilton is a bitch.

Woot! Casual sex is a-ok!

Who tries to take Uncle Jesse down!?

Ugh, Kate Gosselin is coming back.

And you, my friend, are a douche bag.

As far as I can tell, there are three main types of celebrities that the world fawns over.

Type 1:“The Talented Celebrity.”  Think models who have shown up on the cover of Italian Vogue, actors like Brad Pitt who have starred in everything from comedy to drama, and music moguls who come out with one hit after another (think Madonna).

Type 2: “The Train Wreck- Once Famous, Now in Rehab.”  These are people like Lindsay Lohan and Amy Winehouse, who are no doubt talented, but can’t keep themselves away from the bars and the drugs long enough to earn coveted longevity in Hollywood.

Type 3: “Why the Hell are They Famous?” The people who People Magazine, US Weekly, and Perez Hilton constantly cover, we all read about, and none of us are exactly sure what this person has done to deserve press coverage (think Anna Nicole Smith).  Below is a list of the ten best examples of these non-celebrities – the ones that take over our headlines, but haven’t done much to merit this press coverage.  And if anyone can tell me why we actually care what these people are up to…well, be my guest. Read More »

Dear Drunk Girl,

Hi sweetie. Long time no see. I take that back. I saw you last Friday. Same place, same hazy look in your eyes, different black dress that falls down to expose your bra. This one doesn’t have vomit on it… yet! Congratulations.

As much as going out and drinking in college is an integral part of your experience, I don’t think you serenading a fraternity with “Like a Virgin” into your half-empty Smirnoff handle (your makeshift microphone) while balancing on a coffee table is necessarily the right way to spend your Tuesday night.

You were very stylish at the beginning of the night. Your dress hung perfectly, eyelashes were curled, hair was straightened, heels were spotless and your jewelry matched. However, after those three, four or five shots of Patron? That sexy little dress you picked up at the Saks sale is riding up and showing off your embarrassing leopard print boy shorts. The mascara you so diligently applied is now running down your face after your tearful breakdown about how much you “love everyone sooooo much” and “like, can’t wait to have you all as my bridesmaids.” You seem to have more hair in your face than in your ponytail and one of your high heels is nowhere to be found. Check yourself, honey. Read More »