TLC

TLC Wants You to Have the Best Funeral Ever [WTF Friday]
Just when you thought TLC couldn’t find another wacky topic to turn into a TV show, they had to go and out-do themselves…once again. No, they’re not diving into the sex lives of house cats (although that series will probably launch next year), they’re exploring the world of funerals.
“Extreme Cougar Wives” and 6 Scary Shows on TLC’s Winter Lineup
Home to the likes of Honey Boo-Boo and Breaking Amish, TLC is at it again with a new reality show called Extreme Cougar Wives. At this point, I’m pretty sure this network can find the most bizarre circumstances to document.

To The Commenters Who Ripped Apart Honey Boo Boo…
One reader wrote, “There’s nothing better about this fat pile of horse sh**.” There was another reader who went through all 17 reasons listed in the article and gave his own opinion.
Sorority Girls and Slooter Cahooters Hit the UK
Almost every university has at least a few sororities and fraternities, and, at many schools, the Greek system is the biggest part of student life. But it doesn’t really exist anywhere outside America. Until now. A new reality show on TLC is following a group of girls as they try to change that. I think everyone, regardless if they’re in a sorority or not, can enjoy this one.
Candy Dish: Material Girl
•Happy birthday to the one and only Madonna
•Britain’s most eligible bachelor
•Would you try the ombre nail polish trend?
•The celebrities with the most atypical childhoods
•These should really not exist
•FINALLY! TLC removes Kate Gosselin from our TV sets
•The most creative high heels
Whatever Happened to Our Favorite ’90s Performers?
Ah, the ’90s. A tacky but wonderful time. And there’s nothing better on a hot summer day than a blast from the not-so-distant ’90s past. Ever wonder what happened to some of those artists that you used to play over and over again on your Walkman? Well bust out your old CD (not mp3) collection, because you’re about to find out.
Friday Faves: ’90s-palooza – Our Dream Summer Music Festival
Dig your crop tops out of your closet, iron some patches on to your jean jacket, and sprinkle on some body glitter because we’re planning the ultimate ’90s Throwback Summer Festival.

WTF is TLC Thinking?
As I was channel surfing the other day, I paused on TLC to watch an old episode of What Not To Wear. After countless “Umm… no”s, a few “I wish Clinton wasn’t gay”s, and too many moments in the painful-to-watch but wildly-entertaining 360° mirror, the show went to commercial.
’90s-palooza: Our Dream Summer Music Festival
Dig your crop tops out of your closet, iron some patches on to your jean jacket, and sprinkle on some body glitter because we’re planning the ultimate ’90s Throwback Summer Festival. It’s going to be hotter than Kate Winslet’s hand on a steamy car window and we’re here to give you an all-access pass to the excitement.
Some New Reality TV Gems Coming Your Way
Flip through the channels on any given day and take your pick of whose lives you’d like a firsthand look at- pregnant high-schoolers, wealthy housewives, bridezillas, fist-pumping guidos, drug addicted celebs, trashy hoes fighting (literally) for the love of a rockstar, famous-for-no-reason celebs, tiara clad toddlers, and people who’ve had waaaaay too many children.
The CC Weekly Weigh In: We Want More Reality TV!
We all know Reality TV is less than quality. And yeah, Rock of Love (especially that bus!) and For The Love Of Ray J are ruining the world, but it’s hard not to love those celebrity-based reality TV shows. Whether it’s seeing how those people live or getting to know them in a different way, there’s just something about those shows that keeps me, and America, coming back for more.
I Didn’t Know…This Could Happen
Like most weekends, I spent my Saturday afternoon curled under a blanket in front of my TV. But unlike most weekends, I spent my Sunday buying a 3-pack of pregnancy tests, running home, chugging a bottle of water, and taking every last one.
Candy Dish: TTFN, Jon and Kate!
• Goodbye, Jon and Kate Plus 8!
• What do you think of the structured shoulder?
• Nick Lachey is employed.
• What is Robert Pattinson most afraid of?
• Is anyone really shocked by this Hugh Hefner news?
• And this is why you should always leave a tip.
Candy Dish: John Mayer and Taylor Swift Hook Up
• John Mayer and Taylor Swift are (working) together.
• And this is Chris Brown’s new song…
• Fix that broken hair at home!
• Michael Lohan heading back to jail?
• Ew. That’s the chick Josh Duhamel cheated with?
• Jon Gosselin is “too famous for a real job.”
Candy Dish: Jon Gosselin Is Pissed at TLC
• Jon Gosselin puts TLC in their place.
• So a couple of cows wander into a 7-11….
• Wait, K-Fed is getting fatter?
• How did this guy become a judge?
• Rihanna’s letting it all hang out.
• Bring a toy into the bedroom. Here’s how.
Celebretard Showdown: Jon vs. Kate
They are all over the media and even if you’ve never seen their show, everyone knows who Jon and Kate are thanks to their very public separation and the battle that’s ensued. They lost a battle to Speidi right here on CollegeCandy only a few short months ago. But little did we know then that soon the couple would turn on one another.