• Crazy Blind Dates on the Internet? Finally!
  • An Open Letter to Katie Holmes (in hopes that one day she’ll see the light)

    An Open Letter to Katie Holmes (in hopes that one day she’ll see the light)

    Dear Katie,
    Remember when you used to smile? I mean, really smile. Not that Tom-Gets-Mad-If-I-…

  • Jake Gyllenhaal: Gay, With a Baby?!  Say it Ain’t So!

    Jake Gyllenhaal: Gay, With a Baby?! Say it Ain’t So!

    Some used-to-be Hollywood publicist is playing havoc with my mind.
    First, he infiltrates my de…

  • Posh and Becks Come to America…So?

    Posh and Becks Come to America…So?

    Everyone and their mother was out Thursday night for the arrival of Victoria and David Beckham a…

  • Cruising My Religion

    Cruising My Religion

    In Hollywood, Scientology is the new black. From Tom Cruise to Kirstie Alley, Hollywood’s elit…

  • Tom Cruise Got the Diss!

    Tom Cruise Got the Diss!

    Ha ha!
    Tom Cruise is supposed to be filming this movie right now over in Germany, playing a guy nam…

  • Secret Scientologists

    Secret Scientologists

    To me, there’s nothing scarier than a scientologist. To live in relative peace, I make it…

  • John Travolta is Big and Fat, Just Like His Mouth

    John Travolta is Big and Fat, Just Like His Mouth

    John Travolta used to be cool.
    I had a HUGE crush on him when I first saw Grease. Like, gigantic. My…

  • The Forbes Celebrity 100

    The Forbes Celebrity 100

    Remember senior superlatives? Ya know, who was best dressed, most outgoing, best looking, etc…

  • Katie Holmes is a Porn Star

    Katie Holmes is a Porn Star

    Okay, not really. And even if she wanted to be, her crazy hubby would never allow that!
    Page Six re…

  • Run, Katie, run!  Straight into the Arms of Another Man!

    Run, Katie, run! Straight into the Arms of Another Man!

    I’ve never been the biggest fan of Kaite Holmes. Her little aren’t-I-so-cute-nose-scrunch-s…

  • Snipping Suri

    Snipping Suri

    I’m not sure we need any more signs that Tom Cruise is officially off his rocker, but when I read th…