This is one of my favorite meals of all time. It will impress the pants (hopefully) off of whomever you’re currently dating, and if you’re single, it will impress your own pants off yourself. No joke.

It’s easy to double or triple the recipe, so I’ll provide ingredients here for just one person. You need 1 cup of spinach (fresh, and optional), 1 tablespoon of olive oil, about ¼ cup chopped onion, a sprinkling of sugar, 1 minced garlic clove, 1 tablespoon of chopped sun-dried tomatoes (oil-packed or dry, it doesn’t matter), about 1 ½ tablespoons goat cheese, 1 tablespoon of chopped fresh basil or ¼ teaspoon of dry basil, a sprinkling of salt, and two chicken breast halves. You’ll also need a few toothpicks. Read More »

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