Pizza and porn go together like peas and carrots. I mean, who doesn’t like to scarf down slices while enjoying some fine pornography? I know I do.

So it only makes sense that pizza establishments are recently catching on.

Porno Pizza, located in Winnipeg, includes a surprise – pornographic pictures – underneath their pies for customers who must show their 18-and-up ID’s to the delivery guy.

Founder Corey Wildeman said, “We cater to certain crowds” – yea, “certain crowds” meaning, hungry, horny Canadians.

Those Canadians sure are frisky, but us Americans can top that. Cordatos in Manhattan is a place that, for 10+ bucks will buy you a pizza and a lap dance!! From dancers who have been busted for prostitution!! That’s some bang for your buck.

Sure, pizza and porn reveals the male shovenist at its best, but it’s a gimmic and it works. It’s every man’s dream, really, so why not exploit that and make everyone happy? The only negative is that once this combination catches on and there’s a pizza-porn empire, guys everywhere will have a real excuse to take us ladies out less and less, and crave delivery more and more.

And we think Americans have a weight problem now…..

Finally, the time has come for the founder of the Girls Gone Wild video series to face the music. CNN reports that Joe Francis has been ordered “into custody after settlement negotiations soured in a lawsuit brought by seven women who were minors when Francis’ company filmed them on Panama City Beach.”

Not surprisingly, Francis is not going quietly. The lawyers for the women claim that Francis threatened them and refused to surrender to U.S. Marshals. And to go even further, he claimed that it was a case of “judge gone wild.” Cute. Very cute play on words Joe.

The question is, will anything actually happen? Or will he just use the $29 million he makes a year from girls flashing their boobs to the camera while intoxicated to get out of this easily with a settlement? My guess is that the second of the two options will happen and Francis will escape jail time. I always figured that it was inevitable for him to get in trouble due to the amount of minors that are coerced into appearing on videos, and for the number that claim they didn’t know what they were doing, blah blah blah.

Maybe this legal scuttle will put a damper on plans for the restaurant chain. Or maybe it will simply disappear quicker than the memories of drunken girls who flash their ta-tas on video.

Should Joe Francis go to jail?