At least 93 people were killed in Norway on Friday, when a man detonated a bomb in the country’s capital and later opened fire on young people at a retreat.  The 32-year-old who is currently considered responsible, Anders Behring Breivik, was hoping to incite an Anti-Muslim revolution with the attacks. In a document Breivik posted online, he wrote that the massacre was ‘the ultimate love gift’ to his country and ranted against the ‘indigenous Europeans’ who were open to the Muslim immigrants in Norway. He also posted a video on YouTube with a similarly heinous message. The bomb was set off at government headquarters connected to the left-leaning Labor Party, and the youth retreat was a political gathering related to the more liberal party as well. Norway, where most police don’t even carry a gun while on duty and the Nobel Peace Prize was born, is- unsurprisingly- reeling from the events.

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Here’s one last thing to go along with the scary Halloween television and disturbing décor: Ashley Olsen and Lance Armstrong are totally hooking up.

Frightening, right?

According to the ever-scandalous Page Six, Ashley Olsen and Lance Armstrong were seen together at the Gramercy Park Hotel’s bar on Monday night “making out” while Ashley “sat on Lance’s lap”.

The pair, 21 and 36, have a 15-year age difference between them and about a billion Ex’s. Armstrong was recently linked to Sheryl Crow and designer Tory Burch, while Ashley seems to have dated pretty much any guy who thinks she’s cool.

The creepiest part about this pairing is the fact that Lance Armstrong always struck me as a super-responsible, super cool guy. Something about winning 7 Tour de Frances and beating cancer made him seem laid back and experienced, a dude who sought out cool, traveled friends and mature women. To see him making out with Ashley Olsen crushes everything I (we?) previously thought.

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