Candy Dish: An Orgasm a Day…

• I’m going to live forever. Turns out one or two orgasms a week can increase your life span.

• VIDEO – Get the Lindsay Lohan Tan. The E channel’s frighteningly fantastic new series “Sunset Tan” shows that you are never to young to have orange skin.

• You want to stick a needle in my where? The G-shot promises he’ll never miss your G-spot again.

• Celebrities in the Clink. Yes Paris is in jail, but what about those other celebs that have posed so graciously for Johnny Law?

• Tourfilter.com – A website that notifies me when all my favorite bands are coming to town??? The hell you say.

• Increase your odds on the Booty Call. Introducing Booty Grazing.

• VIDEO – “I’m the little lad that loves Berries and Cream.” – Learn the dance.

• Toe Cleavage. Hot or not?

• Jones-ing for Spoon? The indie gods are releasing a new song

a day in anticipation of their forthcoming release GaGaGaGaGa. Check it out.

• Film Fashion. Red carpet looks from the 2007 MTV Movie Awards.