Since it isn’t the real thing, I suppose it doesn’t need to look like the real thing? Right?

That’s up to you to decide.

And if you decide you’d rather receive pleasure from something that looks like an octopus at ” a rave,” or you’d like to get down in the bath tub with your bath time playmate…You have that option as well.

There’s somewhat of a stigma when it comes to women masturbating. It’s rarely talked about among friends, it isn’t as expected, if you will, as it would be if it were a man. So the fact that distributors are now creating vibrators that can easily be disguised as lipstick, comes as no surprise.

But can you imagine if you whipped lipstick out your purse for your Grandmother to borrow and her lips started vibrating?? Oh my. It may be tricky, but you have to be diligent about hiding it in the right place. Read More »

• When the going gets rough, the Japanese make toys.

• There’s something about Florida and incompetent people that will always be equally depressing and amusing. Which is why I’m not shocked this story involves both drugs and a bus driver.

• Two bus driver-related stories?! This one about a pissy driver who left his noisy student riders on the side of the road. Canadian bus drivers? Don’t mess.

• Video: Cute Alert! Take a minute and warm your heart. You’re welcome.

• This Friday night, break this out and see what happens!

• Do yourself a favor and read this on Saturday morning.

• Cute and inconvenient! Baby hogs totally hog the road (with picture!).

Frequent condom user? Getting a little tired of walking into a drugstore for “gum” and just “happening” to decide to buy another pack? Do those people behind the counter know your face so well that they reach for the “extra lubricated” type before you do?

If so—let me first congratulate you on getting way more action than most of us—and second, how about I let you in on a new, limited time offer for free sexy stuff!?

Durex is looking for new “condom testers” and wants to reward your safe-sex habits with free toys!

After logging on to their new website, all you have to do is fill out a one page form, click to send it in, and then wait to see if you’re one of the “1000 lucky men and lady folk” who will become “official Durex condom testers” and “get a bunch of free Durex products.”

Plus, you can even win $1000 just for answering a few questions.

Check out the Crazy Condom gallery after the jump! Read More »

So, has anyone else noticed that dolls are getting really slutty?

First, the world had to deal with Bratz. Strange, big headed dolls with too much make-up and really skanky outfits. Dolls that—as far as I can tell—are totally aimed at creating 4th grade fashion disasters.

Besides making it seem cool to be so skinny your head looks like a watermelon, Bratz embody insipidness, sluttiness, and vapidness, limiting girls’ imaginations to taking their dolls to the “mall”, buying their dolls “stuff”, and seeing how many times their doll is mistaken for a hooker on the doll sidewalk.

Gone are the days when girls would be satisfied with a long, frilly pink dress for their dolls. Gone are the innocent one-piece bathing suits and “career” outfits. Now, thigh high stockings, tiny shirts, and skirts so short you can totally almost see plastic doll butt are all the rage.

Illustrating this disgusting theory even further is Barbie’s—or rather, Mattell’s—answer to the Bratz dynasty: My Scene Barbie. Read More »