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Live Long And Prosper, Nerds
Hello I’m Sammie and I’m a nerd. I may not have a love of Star Trek or Star Wars or Starbursts that includes costumes and fan fiction, but I am a nerd, nonetheless. I am a pop culture and politics nerd. My versions of insane celebrities are Glenn O’Brien and Jim Himes. If I meet these people, I’m reduced to a shell-shocked super loser who can’t stop smiling like Jack Nicholson from “The Shining.”
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Candy Dish: RPatz May Have a New Lady Friend
• Wait, who is Robert Pattinson dating now!?
• Elin’s meeting with divorce attorneys.
• Could it be? An Ugly Betty movie?!
• Sex educators chastised for TMI!
• We’re loving these military inspired jackets.
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If Tina Fey Is Ugly, I’m Doomed
You might have noticed that lately, magazines and TV are being applauded for finally displaying “average” looking women. From America Ferrara starring on Ugly Betty, to Tina Fey on 30 Rock, to Glamour giving Crystal Renn her own spread, it seems like the media industry was actually making some headway in this department!
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We Hate You, Punxsatawney Phil (and Others)
As most of you know, Punxsutawney Phil woke up and saw his shadow this morning, alerting us that, yes, there will be six more weeks of hell winter. What a prick! Six more weeks of bundling up like an Eskimo for the walk to class? Six more weeks of a constant runny nose and ghostly white complexion? Six more weeks that my wardrobe will consist 100% of sweatpants and Uggs?
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Candy Dish: Bye Bye, Ugly Betty
• Oh no! Ugly Betty got cancelled?!
• Is Leo gonna put a ring on it?
• Is Kelis trying to pull a Gaga on us?
• This is an interesting model spread…
• 9 glamorous hairstyles to try.
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Project Runway Rundown: Babies Kinda Scare Me
Ever since that horrible live birth video they made us watch in sex-ed in 5th grade, I’ve been disinclined to anything baby-related. Heidi Klum may look great pregnant, but there’s nothing pretty about a giant head poking out of a screaming woman’s…yeah.
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Candy Dish: Paula Abdul Gets a New Gig
• So, what’s next for Paula Abdul?
• Stay away from these dudes.
• It’s a boy for Kendra Wilkinson.
• Bates students turn trash into treasure.
• Bradley Cooper is off the market, ladies.
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Thank You, Swine Flu!
According to every single headline I’ve seen this morning, it seems that there is an outbreak of something called the Swine Flu. I don’t really know what it is (or what pigs have against us…besides the fact that we only like them for their fatty and delicious goodness), but my finger started hurting last night and I can only assume I have caught it.
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Candy Dish: Lindsay and Sam’s Breakup Get Ugly
Sam Ronson wants a restraining order from crazy Lindsay.
Need an excuse? Try the economy.
What is the most stressful moment of a relationship?
Katy Perry shares her thoughts on marriage.
What’s your hangover cure?
Victoria Beckham is too busy for Ugly Betty.
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TV Fashion: Making It Yours
If we decided, ‘Hey, I’m wearing what Blake Lively wore in the Gossip Girl re-run l…
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Project Runway Winners: Where Are They Now?
As the 5th season of Project Runway draws nearer (next week! Yessss!), I can’t contain my excite…
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Musings of a Television Addict, Or, Season Finales Are Mentally Exhausting
So last week was truly the end of our television season, and off we go into the doldrums of summer p…
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Paris Hilton Gets Classy for New Year’s
• Champagne in a can! Perfect for those New Year’s low-budget midnight toasts! Bonus: Pa…
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Stop! And Watch Some Good TV
Ah, November. The banging pipes above my head at 4 AM signify that it is indeed fall, no matter how…
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