• 10 Things All Women Need to Know About Men

    10 Things All Women Need to Know About Men

    There’s no way around it, ladies — they’re on this earth with us for the next million years (or at the very least, until we learn how to procreate on our own), so we might as well get with it. And since there’s absolutely no escaping the crux of the male existence, there are quite a few things all women need to learn about our male counterparts.

  • Top Ten Misconceptions About Guys (By a Guy)

    Top Ten Misconceptions About Guys (By a Guy)

    I’m often referred to as a “guy’s guy.” I like drinking and sports and hanging with the fellas. My third book, which is about being single when all your friends are couples, is entitled I’m Having More Fun Than You and features me on the cover with five models. This Friday, November 19th, Comedy Central is premiering my first one-hour stand-up special, AARON KARO: THE REST IS HISTORY.

  • Inside His Head: What Your Drink Says About You

    Inside His Head: What Your Drink Says About You

    Just like a psychic that can tell your future with Tarot cards or your palm, guys can tell a lot about a woman by the kind of drink she is having at a bar. And just like those crappy psychics with crystal balls, guys are often full of sh*t too, but here goes.

  • Get Inside the Male Brain with AskMen’s ‘Great Male Survey’

    Get Inside the Male Brain with AskMen’s ‘Great Male Survey’

    Okay, so Cosmo recently paired up with AskMen.com and conducted the survey to end all surveys. That’s right, they asked the questions you’ve always wanted answered, but were too embarrassed/afraid/clueless to ask.

  • It’s Complicated: It’s Not Just a Facebook Status

    It’s Complicated: It’s Not Just a Facebook Status

    I think it was the genius singer-songwriter Avril Lavigne who brought up the ever important question…”Why did you have to go and make things so complicated?” Man, do we complicate things. Sometimes things are so easy, almost simple, and we somehow make things harder than they are.

  • Male Obsessions I’ll Never Understand

    Male Obsessions I’ll Never Understand

    No offense to you, James Cameron. I love what you did with Titanic. It was a cinematic masterpiece that will remain close to my heart. But I do not think I can say the same for your new movie, Avatar. It may be the culmination of your life’s work, but honestly, the blue animated people look plain stupid.

  • Men Are Simple: The Diagram

    Men Are Simple: The Diagram

    Let’s be real, dating can be an absolute nightmare. And how many times have we sent a “this just isn’t going anywhere” text, wishing that we hadn’t just wasted two months of our precious time on this guy? Time we could have spent hanging out with the girls, reading Texts From Last Night, or shaving our bikini lines.

  • He Said/She Said: You Oughta Know

    He Said/She Said: You Oughta Know

    The point is, if I’ve learned anything from all my he said/she said-ing, it’s that communication is key when it comes to the relationship between men and women. They can’t read our minds and we can’t read theirs. So I started thinking about all the things I’ve wanted to say to boys over the years – everything they need to know when it comes to us ladies – and I asked my guy to do the same.

  • He Said/She Said: Dating “Down”

    He Said/She Said: Dating “Down”

    I think we can all agree that physical attraction is important in a relationship. You don’t get all hot and bothered over just anyone, right? But there seems to be a bit of disagreement about what makes someone physically attractive, especially between men and women.

  • Men are Jerks – Scientifically Proven!

    Men are Jerks – Scientifically Proven!

    A new scientific study has been published that can’t be ignored. Basically all of our sus…

  • Cosmo Says the Darndest Things: January Edition

    Cosmo Says the Darndest Things: January Edition

    I am a Cosmo devotee. Have been since I started stealing my mom’s when I was twelve. I am amazed mon…